random accusation game

charges his head lice rent

 

Just spilled the bong on the keyboard

 

smokes dryed camel poo in a hookah

 

keeps mice in her knickers...

 

Wads up tissue and throws it at old ladies on the bus

 

you don't wash your hands nearly so often as you should!...

 

Taught her parrot to speak Greek, but only enough to hail a taxi.

 

as a kid, you got caught peeing in the wine cup in church right before communion...

 

you and Balqis enjoy having poo sex when not foruming

 

He grows his own weed in the basement of his parents house...

 

refuses to have poo sex with me

 

keeps on pestering me for poo sex...

 

Completely ignores street signs, lights, road markings and pedestrians when going on steroid fueled tricycle rampages.

 

His childhood was used as the inspiration for Family Guy story lines

 

Skips the light fandango...^^^


ZW

 

Once blasted his way out of a Minnesota cafeteria with a shot gun after being cornered by travelling gypsy children panhandling.

 

activated your kundalini process way too quick...

 

Markets own brand of "Kudalini Yogurt" with enlightened active cultures...

 

Pretends to be Macguyver whenever he is working with his hands

 

Frolics instead of Walking