random accusation game

Placed an ad in the want ads selling a baldness cure. When the suckers showed up, he kicked them in the groin and set their scalp on fire with Sterno fuel.

 

sleeps upside down because he thinks it slows balding

 

has an as yet undiscovered alien species thing suckling from one of his extra nipples... he is trying to take over the world with his brood...

 

one knee works backwards...like an ostrich

 

you stuck your depleted bubble-gum under the desk at which you now sit, for so many years, that last tuesday when you went to get up, fry yourself a nice steak, you found, to your horror, that the mass of gum had hardened and that you are now trapped until the warmer weather...

 

likes to crossdress and pretend to be a motorcycle cop....;-)

 

The above poster stands accused of four(4) counts of righting that which was not wrong and six(6) counts of fixing that which was not broken.

 

that avatar is actually a self portrait

 

likes muddy feet.

 

is really a school marm....;-)

 

is really "robin the hood".... he regularly robs from the poor to give to the rich!

 

wears mini-skirts with no panties....;-)

 

oh no!... he really IS a nympho dwarf

 

is angry and frustrated because she has no ice cream....;-)

 

Votes for any candidate that will promise to get the teenagers haircuts and real jobs.

 

is looking into becoming a Catholic priest

 

is looking into becoming an alter boy....;-)

 

sneaks into chearleaders locker rooms to steals pom poms.. mutilates pom poms in secluded woods..

 

farts in the face of danger

 

support group for pigeon toed people, that wear funny hats..