random accusation game

parts his hair from ear to ear

 

has permanently damp knees

 

wants to be a sailor butt pirate..

Thats probably true..

 

promised to teach me how to be a sailor butt pirate but chickened out yesterday and is now using me as a scapegoat.... filthy swine!!!

 

sometimes Canadians actually understand what she's saying

 

Soldered his fingers together

 

grasses up couples enjoying a little "church sex" of a sunday... takes candid photos and takes detailed notes about his poor unaware/unsuspecting victims... he's trying to get into the priests goodbooks, and into the porn industry... what a bastard!!!

 

masterbates every night with a carrot and calls it darling and honey bunny

 

well we can't say the same about you and the atrocious way you treat that poor mouldy ol' cucumber that you never wash!!! you never say anything nice to it and you beat it regularly... shame on you!!!

 

You call your vagina, Death Valley

 

call your penis darling little willy !!

 

You are deathly afraid of words that pertain to Walrus!

 

you gave birth to one!! so there neer

 

youre the third Olsen twin

 

you seriously think that rabbits are slags...

 

has fourteen half siblings ...all have different fathers

 

you like to have horsehair touching your skin when you sleep...

 

dream on Mrs gorrilla chest

 

you made me drink a lot of whiskey to get a chest like this... it's your fault i am a raving alcoholic :cheers2: