Random fact about yourself

I'm just a teenage dirtbag babyyyyyy..

 

I'm going to go look for an interesting doorbell chime soon.

Crazy stuff I know, and rather dangerous, but after purchasing a built in Ironing board unit, I felt I needed to step it up a notch.

 

I bought soy milk today even though I already have soy milk.

 

I love puppydogs and I'm gonna go visit a giant one today er, and, his owner as well, but mostly I'm there to visit the puppy.

 

I get pissed off when people outbid me on e-bay, so I push their maximum bids to the limit so that they'd have to pay more for outbidding my ass!

 

I'm about to have lunch. Mmmmm...

 

i had crazy horror movie type dreams last night involving the catholic church
and alot of crazy symbolism was in them

 

i'm addicted to bath and body work's lipgloss..especially the root beer flavored one...YUMMY

 

I cut my hair once a month.

I dye it sometimes when cutting it's not enough.

I always change how a look on a whim.

I'm a woman. Hahahahaha....

 

Did priests touch you in special areas of your body?


I actually saw a priest today.. he was talking to someone about how much he wants a racing car

 

Priests...........racing cars............in the name of God?

I can picture it now. A priest in Nascar and instead of having the normal sponsers on his car there will a smiling picture of Jesus giving the thumbs up and saying,

"Even if he dies, he wins".

.........sometimes even I don't get my sense of humor

 

Ha!

 

i should be studying for my exams this week (3 of them uuuuuuugggggh)..but instead i'm watching this new music dvd i got today and washing my clothes..gotta have clothes

 

haha no
dark alleys, burning hearts and hail mary's...the church was out to get me..brain washing everyone..and i was abandoned and there was alot to it..mostly symbolic

that's brilliant
if they did that in the states they'd increase participation in the church by ten fold

 

I like to commit random acts of violence against old people, cripples and toddlers.

Also, I like to tie husbands to the foot of the bed and fuck their wives in front of them.

 

HOTTT.

 

Indeed, it is.

After a day of tripping old ladies, pushing wheelchair bound people down a flight of stairs and turning loose my six Dobermans after the neighborhood kids, I like to fuck the neighbor's hot wife as she spouts filth at him and spits in his face.

 

hahaha
libertine, you'd make any girl wish she was married :tongue:

 

Never fear... I dig single chicks just as much.

Preferably those who have jealous boyfriends or uptight fathers.

 

I used to try to go for girls that were already in relationships just out of sport... that and virgins. I like the challenge.