Random fact about yourself

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by lakeoffire, Jan 15, 2007.

  1. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

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    I like to find the boyfriend and tell him how deep his girl choked on my cock as I unloaded a shitload of cum down her throat or how she wrapped her legs around me as I fill her **** full.
     
  2. Smelly Socks

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    Eh, for a woman virgins are easy to get.

    I stopped virgin-hunting because it was like shooting a redneck at a Nascar race.

    Just too easy.
     
  3. BraveSirRubin

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    Not when they are uber-Christian. That's half the fun. First you gotta get them to go against the bible, and then to open up to you (in the most literal of ways).

    Those days are behind me though....
     
  4. Libertine

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    I always turn it around on them and convince them that it is God's will.
     
  5. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    hahaha :D
    i like to be a tease, the other night i let a guy buy me drinks all night..he bought the drinks obviously to get in my pants..but i ended up flirting with other guys and leaving alone :D
    i'd feel bad, but he knew it was gonna happen, he just stood back and watched me flirt with everyone else :)
    i am a bitch :D
     
  6. Smelly Socks

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    Still, even if they are uber-christians it's still easier to get a man.

    I've never been big on christians though.

    Although corruption sounds kinda hot...
     
  7. BraveSirRubin

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    Teasing is fun :)

    ...and Smelly Socks... probably 98% of men are easy.

    The only girls that I really fall for unconditionally are them damn hippie girls...

    Damn you hippie girls :)
     
  8. Smelly Socks

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    Well, all those hippie girls out there are very lucky. :)

    The only men I fall for are cynical and a little neurotic with a fucking strange loud sense of humor. I always pick the winners. Haha.
     
  9. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

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    I tell you what. You flirt with other guys and just let me get behind you and you can bend over the table and we'll call it even.

     
  10. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    hahaha :blush:




    i always fall for the ones i can't have :(
     
  11. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    It has been more than ten years since I've had any sort of haircut.
     
  12. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

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    By the way, I will have to spank your butt in the process as well.

    Just so you know.

     
  13. Smelly Socks

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    I eat the souls of small children whilst wearing a suit of pirahna skins and screaming bible scriptures.

    Then I go home and make a nice beef casserole.

    It's a good life.
     
  14. Smelly Socks

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    You'll find someone someday.

    The ones that don't want you just don't know what they're missing.
     
  15. BraveSirRubin

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    Haha :)

    Ed Gein style :D
     
  16. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    I love playing with puppies :D
     
  17. Smelly Socks

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    Puppies as in puppy puppies?

    Or puppies as in *nudge, nudge, wink, wink* puppies? :D
     
  18. May Aizelle

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    Im afraid of the dark
     
  19. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    :confused:
    as in, 3 month old canines
     
  20. BraveSirRubin

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    I tend to intimidate people.
     

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