Random fact about yourself

I am not spreading rumors....

 

yeah you could get banned.



*runs away

 

*stares at WHC's running rear*

 

That sounds exactly like me.


I'm pretty sick of all my music...I need new stuff to listen to.

 

http://www.archive.org/details/gd81-05-09.aud.munder.10031.sbeok.shnf

 

well the ganstas like me for a reason :H
warmo, munchkins boobs? hahaha

 

are the munchkins boobs in a jar?

 

ever drink just a little n do stuff n get sober n not want more booze till youve napped? that happend today. its 3 am i just awoke n i have 42 beers.so im gonna drink till 8 n take a nap at 8.i take 2 3 hour naps instead of a 8 hour sleep period. so i get 2 REM periods a day n feel perky like a growing punk should. what is still growing at 30 u ask? im guessing the fistulaes in my rectum .

 

im a massive weirdo.

i come across calm, cool and normal to people on the outside, but im very unusual.

i make strange and random noises when i feel like it. i like to bite people if i get excited. i get really hyper on sugar. i always fuck up my sentences and things come out sounding crazy. even the people who know me so well and are used to me still get weirded out by me sometimes.

deep down i think that i hate almost all people.

i hate society and the life plan that we are all forced into.

i dream of running into the wilderness and just living however i see fit. saying fuck you to the constraints of society and its expectations

 

awwww me too! Though I didn't watch teh Dark Crystal more than once or twice, didn't get into it as much for some odd reason. I still own the Last Unicorn, I asked for that and the Labyrinth and *WILLOW* for xmas on dvd but didn't get any I miss Willow, that was a damn good movie if a little old now.

 

I have a thing with butt-smacking..i smack my guy friend's butts..especially when they've got cute lil butts..and then i giggle profusely because they blush and look at me with this "wtf was that for" look..good times..good times..until they slap back.

 

I come to work 10 minutes late, take an extra 10 mins on m lunch break (as I'm doing now) and leave 30 minutes early. Because I can! Ha!

 

a mouthful of potatoe salad helps guttrot.potatoes make everything alkmahol related better.oh assman # 27 has nerdgrrls innit. sumbody asked about nerdporn.nerds are hot. punks are a subguiness of nerds.and we drink nerds . err guiness.i dont too filling.not nerds nerds are light n fruity like heffenwiesen.

 

i'm addicted to cranberry juice..especially cranberry apple mixed together..mmmm!! I'm also obsessed with fruit..

 

I have 5 cats and they all look almost exactly the fucking same, and I can tell them apart, even from behind.....



That sounds bad.

I don't fuck my cats, I swear......

 

I cooked bacon for the first time in years today
and it was gooooooooooooooooood

 

Bacon is delicious....

 

I can't eat pig meat.
I was there the day they slaughtered my buddy when I was six. Officially killed bacon, ham, & porkchops for me forever....They're really very f'kin smart creatures.

Other than that..I could probably kill a chicken, & cook it.

 

i'm not looking for friends, nor enimies, but for a world that isn't an obsticle to creating and exploring.

i'm also "a small furry green thing from alpha cenaturi", sent here to keep an eye on things, by a committie of which i was a member at the time it decided to.

i have no responsibility for what humans do to this world, but i am certainly annoyed by the idiocity with which they are doing it.

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I have problems getting to sleep, but once I'm asleep I can't wake up.