Random Facts #54

I can't get rid of my old mice

 

I used to have a mouse problem.

 

a bucket half filled with water
a stick
a can or water bottle
a bit of peanut butter


mouse problem solved

 

at first I thought this was some dope riddle..

 

We had a rat problem in the walls and attic. We used big traps.

There was no screen on our screened in porch. I opened the door one night and rats took to the trees outside the porch. It was insane!

I think we killed about 20.

They got into a closet that had a hole in it from an emergency plumbing problem. They ate a bar of soap and a whole plastic shampoo bottle.

 

i get a single mouse sometimes. once the raccoon was inside the house , smart little mofo, climbed thru groundhog hole in foundation, up over the furnace vents, into the livingroom and was eating my dumpster find chips ..

 

i dont have time to give riddles...or time to figure them out

i just say what i say and thats all i have to say

 

light construction here place is like a sieve so the wind wont blow it over of course mice rats chickens and chippy monks all competing for attention

 

what

 

It's so weird how those rats seemed to just migrate through here that one year. I've been here 30 years and they came once.

 

hey wiz I was only trolling the grateful dead thread....I know your wife is hot and not 60

 

got a job tomorrow for a millionaire because he wants to save a few bucks instead of going to the brake shop

rich people are always the cheapest

 

I had to go back and see what you're talking about. I read that earlier but didn't take that way.

And thanks....I think she's pretty hot and one of those women who get hotter as they get older. I wish I could fuck her 60 yr old version right now!

 

And if you send them a bill....they will almost always take much longer than anyone else to pay you. I have a theory about that and would much prefer to work for poor people than rich people.

 

grand-niece ''Stella'' born this morning 7 pounds 10 ounces....all good

 

The WoodRat just pulled the old cast iron boiler from the driveway where it's been sitting for 2 years to out behind the barn... No idea how much that thing weighs, I can't budge it without a long pry bar. It was part uphill, the rest was flat. Had to roll it on pipes to get it started, once out of the gravel and on the flat it was a piece of cake. Rat really likes pulling stuff...

 

i can still see that little case tractor in a neighbors back yard..ive been watching for him so i can buy it but he's one of those guys who seems to work and party non-stop..hardly ever home

 

I love newborns!

 

A Case would be more of a real tractor, maybe a compact tractor but not a garden tractor. WoodRat is a 5hp Tecumseh on a piece of bent metal with a Crosley transmission and chain drive.


Does the Case have a loader for it? Front end loader would be so helpful around here.

 

that petty bad ass for 5hp..