Random Facts About Us #20

I'm about to watch The Fawlty Towers. Vol. 1.

 

I had at least 80 kids come and turned down 25 more

 

about 40 here

 

MB, you got it then... hope you enjoy them as much as i do...

i'm off to bed... nite all you lovely people

 

The dog is on my leg, I wanted to go to bed but don't want to move him!

 

I'm sure I will. Good night!

 

kid comes to the door...a really cute,shy prinsess about 6...''trick or treat''?..i say..''sorry kid,i'm out of candy,but i could make you some toast?''..

poor kid looks up at me in shock..i say''you like toast dont you''?..she goes''no''...i gave her extra candy...

2 other little kids come and as i put the candy in their bags i say''broccoli for you and cauliflower for you''...they too looked at me like i was a nut...lol

 

I just found some fake blood, an eye patch and handcuffs in my bag from last night. I forgot all about them!

 

I did 120mph down the back stretch of Neville island cause all the cops are watching the fags toss the ball, the others are watching the kids..

 

veville?grand?ohio river blvd?

 

you can loop from neville island to ohio river blvd via I79.... then back onto the mckees rocks bridge.. I used to ride this pedal bike, Its 14 miles or 11.. I forget..

 

i street viewed it...race along the train tracks

 

*note to self..never give my address to Rolling

 

yeah the tracks are on the other side the river, actually them tracks are below me.. I can hear the whistle on a north bound train really good., its almost a mile away ..

most neville island is industrial , I went to a location our company guards.. stupid shit that the janitors cant keep the keys, they only do it on sunday cause its a mill and very dirty all the time, I make sure the keys are in the lock box and secure it..

 

i could drive there right now and within 1 hour i could knock on your door....and i am going to some day...pretend i want to buy a mower...just saying...pretty sure i could describe you to the dudes at the wreckers...maybe bring some big city kush to them small town boys....fuck me..they would be fighting to be the one to drive me to your house LOL.......


....orison knows i cant get across the border to visit him

 

i cant get to canada either.. I would freeze my nuts off..
I need to get away from this cold..

<goes outside with hairspray , come on global warming..

 

are you high...we get the exact same weather...actually i think pitts was worse for snow last year than here....we had a really light winter,,,they didnt even groom the sled trails last year anywhere near my town

 

I dont sell mowers anymore

the wreckers dont know me..the place I go now is really impersonal

get on the scale...sign the paper...get off the scale..dump the load ...get on the scale...get off the scale...get paid

no names...just license plate numbers

 

i miss tiger balm girl

 

yes,, Im very high.. I hadnt got high that much today, didnt til I came back for the 120mph run.. smoked 2 doobies and im high..

i played so much guitar yesterday ?I dont want to pick it up today.. feeling strange.