Random Facts About Us #20

I would love to be in a position where I could realistically say I needed to 'work on' my alcohol consumption

 

I think I should go work on MY alcohol consumption right now...

 

Fact! It is 5 o'clock somewhere!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUOHz6clCis"]YouTube - Alan Jackson - It's Five O'Clock Somewhere

 

And you expect me to vote for you as the funniest member here...


:leaving:

 

I couldnt think of anything else cept for cut the cheese :frown:

I cant be on full throttle all of the time

 

It can't be.

 

But it's okay, cuz I can start drinking any time.

 

it's quarter to five here... I have a feeling five on the dot will now become such an anti-climax :frown:

 

And btw, cheese doesn't talk, dammit.

 

but it laughs at your stupidity.

 

i'm off to the gym now, I hope anyways.

 

I might go for a swim, then wrap up warm for the night.

 

No one in this thread. So that clears that up.

 

It wasn't me. I went to the restroom and checked: I do have balls.

 

Cheese doesn't laugh either. You must be deluded.

 

just listened to the ebay song, it made me chuckle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCIp7eo4MvY"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCIp7eo4MvY

 

My arms feel like rubber.

 

mine too..Im digging trenches for the shed foundation and if I ever learned just one thing about building its that things go way easier when you start with a perfectly level square base

 

I can't hear anything other than fireworks and barking dogs.

 

Im all wet from being out in the rain