Random Facts About You # 53

Fired up the grill again... Smokin' (The grill, not me)

 

Moonshine...mmm good

 

We did too. Jalapeno cheeseburgers!


So I'm upstairs taking a piss and my daughter is outside hanging out with her "boyfriend" Dennis The Menace from next door. (Again....she's almost 12 and he's 7...practically the same size though...and not her boyfriend....I just give her shit about it). I hear her shriek and when I got downstairs...she storms in the house telling him to get something away from her. He walks in behind her and says "Hey! Check out this cool snake skin I found!!" I'm laughing my ass off as he's chasing her around with it. It's just like having my sons living at home all over again. I'm going to have to tell them that the kid next door is holding down the block for them.

 

I've been watching really bad amateur comics this evening....on purpose. I am thinking of advice I've heard from really good comics and then trying to figure out what the bad ones are doing wrong. You could say "Their material just isn't funny". Sometimes that's true but someone else could take the same idea, deliver it in a different way and it would be hysterical. Delivery, delivery, delivery. The more I watch the un-funny guys...the more I learn about how right the really funny guys are. I mean...you know they're right but then you see examples of big mistakes and it helps.

 

I dont know if im drunk or hallucinating.. damn thats some strange brew there... homemade private moonshine. homie got the stil online .. this batch was a rootbeer additive and it was delicious. but I only had say 4 doubles and Im complete wasted along with 2 beers.

 

Extremely quiet Sunday, even for me. Ick. I don't like it.

 

Pending storm...

 

gusty out there right now. nice tho..
julie not totally getting the frisbee .. but shes trying.

 

it was a windy stormy night.....i see a flower in the pumpkin patch...i;m afreaid to look and see what lame category has been made into a song thread

songs that are posted by manics

 

Storm was pending... Until just now. WTF?

 

i was thinking of making a thread called "songs about internet bullies who constantly make snide remarks under the guise of being honest"


but i couldnt find any songs because nobody likes to makes songs about those kind of people

 

let the guise of honesty work its course

a lie of omission is still a lie

 

i'm a bully but my dog is healthy because I care for him....if I had 5 dogs I let get lyme disease I wouldn't brag about it on the internet

 

My first dog Raine loved frisbee. The best kind are the cloth ones stretched around a ring. They are soft to catch. He would play for hours.

My dog Sundance did not want to play frisbee. You would throw it and he would watch it go and land, and then turn away from it and go about his business.

I tried the frisbee once with Grace. She would run and get it but not bring it back. She figured it was a chew toy.

 

ill have to go to the pet store or toysrus see they have a better one. this one isnt very good yet carrys the wamo name.

 

It's always someone with you, Rolling.

If it's not a woman it's a young person.

You're always trying to see who will put up with your bullying.

I don't see you bullying the men around here.

I see you shining up to them.

 

YOU SOB, ROLLING!

How dare you accuse me of LETTING THEM get lyme's diseases and bragging about it.
HOW DARE YOU!
GO TO HELL!

 

Thanks, Ari, but I am done with that piece of shit.
That was most outlandish accusation I ever heard.

 

cant you love birds get a room. ;l

 

dont feel good today at all...

have to go to town and try to find a seal and a special shaped o ring