Random Facts About You # 53

That sounds fun. I'd watch.

 

It's pretty X-rated type of material. I've been running ideas past my son while at work. The look of pure shock on his face sometimes before he starts laughing is priceless. Today, one of his comments was "Oh my freakin' god! What part of your brain does this shit come from?!"

I'd post some of it but it wouldn't be as funny to just read it without the delivery. Maybe I'll post a video if I ever get around to doing it on stage.

 

And I should say...I am slightly nervous even though I've spent many, many hours on stage as a musician. This will be different. It does give me a little confidence in that....of my friends and family who know about this....the encouragement has been unanimous. Nobody has said I shouldn't do it. A friend just last weekend said that I make him laugh his ass off all the time without trying....he can't wait to see me when I am trying.

But I have to remember...just be me. When I'm making people laugh, there is that feeling of being "on". It's like a switch in your head. When you're really "on" you can make almost anything funny and it's automatic. I've watched a lot of comics (favorite thing to watch) and some of them just aren't funny because they're just telling crappy jokes and they aren't "on". Especially the amateur comics. I don't want to be one of those guys.

 

I love x-rated humor. I'm an x-rated kind of person actually.

 

i just got in from walmart (wanted fresh new pillows)

sure saw some candidates for people of walmart website...must be a full moon out the crazies are in full force


oh wait...its the end of the month that explains it

 

What exactly drew you out tonight, Bbad? Was it the moon or the time of month? I don't think it was coincidental!

 

Nobody can turn down a good pillow sale.

 

new blankets and sheets deserve fresh new pillows

 

and strawberries

all the stores seem to have strawberries right now and ive been craving them..ate 2 pints yesterday and bought some more for tomorrow

 

I went in the house and sat on the couch. There was some crappy cliche' country singer with a cordless mic on tv walking/singing through the crowd like a boxer on the way to the ring. I said "Please tell me this guy is on his way to some destination where he's going to get his fucking ass kicked!" She said she didn't think so. Then I noticed it was some shitty country music awards deal. That's it. I'm back outside.

 

It's gotta be time for bed... No?

 

Nah. This is the time that I do my best thinking.

 

past the bed time here..

 

And maybe my best or worst posting on HF.

 

Different time zone... My thinking shut down an hour ago.

 

got parts coming from california

guy said he wasnt in a hurry so i saved him a bunch of cash but now its screwing up my work area just sitting there

 

hello

 

Hey...

 

One reason I don't sell paintings on ebay anymore....so many people with not an idea of their own.....I put a dragonflies in space painting up for sale....and a month later...there were many dragonfly paintings in space ....same ole same ole horseshit everywhere i go.
thought about joining an art forum...but for what...to feed them all ideas, too...no, thanks.

I like real art shows......real artists...not thieves and mimics.

 

I always give credit where it is due and not take it as my own......if something inspires me, i say so.
I guess it is too much to ask, though, of other people...no wonder I don't like alot of people.