Random Facts About You #55

retro channel will only put it on at 1am .. good thing tho its this week 1am show. they switch to columbo, mcmillan and wife, quincy< dont need quincy its on in the afternoon, Ive seen them all. think my favorite quincy is this one where a cemetery washed out from the rain and it looks like poltergeist with all the coffins in the street .. ill stay up for a columbo sometimes..
favorite Banacek when they hide that airplane. they land in a make believe airport and then make like it landed in the proper airport..

 

Me too less.

 

RF: I need to finish working on this house by the time I'm 60. That gives me a little over a year to do all this stuff that still needs to be done.

 

What happens if you finish at 61?

 

I'll be a year over the schedule.

 

I bet I have taken 5000 whizzes outside on my property.......could be why no deer and coyote ever come around




or women haha

 

It's a shame that we humans do not attract the other gender by sniffing each others excrements.

 

I think it is a blessing but to each his own

 

You must not have an equally impressive production then.

 

i'm not really a waste type dude...all that golden shower nonsense


I remember reading ''the happy hooker'' by Xavier Hollander back In the 70s......I was shocked to read how some men liked to lay under a glass table why hookers poo'd up top.

 

I see you went straight to poop and pee sex. I was not thinking about that when I made that statement. I was thinking about how dogs among other animals sniff other dogs' poo in order to find things out (if it was from a healthy dog and possible suitable mating partner)

 

what can I say?....its been a slow morning ....

just was asked by my 350 pound neighbor if I would run into his house and get his credit cards and cash he left by his computer

it as the most disgusting 45 seconds I can remember experiencing......dude is 75 and needs some help but I wouldmt go I there for less than 750 dollars to clean it,.....maybe more....I cant even imagine the guys bathroom.....if he asks me again I will be being straight with him and tell him his house is too disgusting....dude has money but I have no clue where it goes

 

looks like that friend ripped me off

called him and got a bunch of excuses..then he says he thought we agreed on wednesday not "before wednesday"...which is irrelevant anyways because hes working out of town for 2 days and obviously had no intention of being here today

says he'll be here this weekend now but i doubt it

guess ill need to go burn something of his

 

I wouldn't blame you.

 

I might be tempted to burn the friendship, especially if he does not come through on the weekend.

Ty, I hope that some of those remaining trees can wait until next spring given your knee. I know some may need to be done due to risk and such but any that could wait might be good to put on hold for now. Sucks when things need to be done and physical stops us.

 

Maybe he is unable to do it. Suggest that maybe social services might be able to help him short term?

 

75 year olds with money do not need to own credit cards

whatever he has is probably owned by credit

 

Rolling, just tell the guy that his house set off all kind of allergic reactions in you.

 

About a decade ago, hubby wanted to get his records from the urologist he had been under since birth.

That office told us his chart would be $9 per page to copy.

 

he claims to get 10 large a month in retirement benefits plus he owns 3 properties I know of....he has kids that don't help.......no way social services will help with housework....he has diabetes....his legs are in horrible shape....if he wants my help it will cost him.....he has the money...I know this