Random facts about you XI

If you're celebrating for me, I prefer a toke.

 

Take your dog along and get her a drink on my tab. I owe her one...

 

They're not cats. I'm waiting until I get old for them

 

Sorry I missed the reactions to me pissing off Imaginary Being's dog. I had a bit of a time here with the police trying to arrest me for indecent exposure and kidnapping. I gave em a merry chase around the docks though, gave em the slip, and snuck back in here to give everyone an update. Now I'm off to lassoo some more women...

 

Kid napping, is that like flint napping, or were you caught sucking your thumb while falling asleep?

 

I might as well be napping...my pleas for attention are manifestly underwhelming. Maybe I'll go eat worms and die...

 

Oh, is that what you were doing?

I don't think the worms deserve to be eaten though?

 

Oh I see, you were just too horrified by my antics to respond, but now that you know it was just a plea for attention...

Or maybe you were responding to my threat to hold the worms hostage.

Give me attention, or the worms die!

 

Mainly the worms

Now, you must prove you are worthy of my attention!

 

Obviously I already did.:sifone: Apparently you respond best to threats toward invertebrates.

 

You harm a single worm and I will add you to the list of 'people who will get their arse kicked'

 

Frankly I prefer being whipped - oh, and could you please wear hip boots when you do that? :drool5:

 

Really , really not.

 

All right, all right, I'll settle for a straight arse-kickin. You take what you can get...

So wuddya feed your cats - tofu?

 

Not sure you even deserve the arse kicking right now

And, once again... they are not cats!!

In other news, I am thinking about applying for a job back home.

 

I could threaten another animal species, would that get me in good with you again?

Where's "back home?"

 

You eat them cuties and you'll get a double arse kicking

Threatening animals to get in my good books?? Interesting....

 

Yeah, cute chicks...

That's what grabbed your attention the first time.

 

Those yellow ones... will grow into stupid, ugly meat birds that will mysteriously disappear one day... coincidentally, the same day our freezer fills up....

The black ones are pretty safe, they are the start of my permanent flock...