Random Facts About You XLIX

My toothbrush has a sanitizer on it (yes, I got the expensive one because I'm a freak about my teeth). When I turn the sanitizer on, there's this cool blue light that creeps up the side.

I can't help but think that when the blue light turns on, aliens are taking our toothbrush heads up into their space ship and are scraping our DNA off them for some evil experiment they have planned...

 

Listening to some tunes

 

waiting for netflix to rebuffer. again. same spot as last time i tried to watch this show. GAH!

 

I collect refrigerant gasses.. ;o
dont you wish you was cool like me..

 

gawd i hate it when that happens to my porn feed

 

I've been noticing this for a while. The sun, not you.

 

I found more aloe/pomegranate drinks at the grocery store yesterday

they only had a dozen so i bought them all

 

I get hooked on the V8 pomegranate juice.. But I usually buy minute maid berry berry cause its only $1.00 for the 1/2gl, ten of those last me a few weeks. theres nothing speical in it, but I almost ruined my liking it by mixing alcohol with it.

 

i like those aloe drinks. the banana ones r gud

 

they dont have banana here...just the red one and the green one

actually just green now...someone scooped up the red stock

 

you know that asshole that drives the car with the annoying car alarm. the guy that likes to play with it 100times to make sure its on..

get a little fish oil and spray it on the car somewhere. watch the cats set alarm off all night..

 

I couldnt possibly fancy a fumble with a co worker who has a kid and boyfriend could I?

 

I Certainly Hope Not, Your Going To Look Rather Sad Without Those Pearly

White, 21 Year Old Front Teeth....



Cheers Glen.

 

Do that crab dance all over her face

WINNING! :sunny:

 

That's a travesty of justice!!! Well if she won't do anything, I will. I'm notifying the FBI...

Ummm yes, I can certainly understand why you would think THAT... :leaving:

You'll make a killing when global warming hits full force. :2thumbsup:

You shouldn't give away these great ideas for free! You should publish a book - Indispensable Tips for Every Situation and Tips for Creating Situations When There Aren't Any.

My wife and I were both married to other people when we first met each other - and NOW look at us!

In other words: Yeah, best leave it alone.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBShN8qT4lk"](You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party) - YouTube

 

sad

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xl4WN4La18&feature=youtube_gdata_player"]Drunk Mexican Dance - YouTube

 

The weather still has my motivation - its holding it hostage.

However, I cleaned out most of my craft room and now I'm trying to organize some stuff to get rid of. Never ending battle in the house! If anyone needs any random stuff, I probably have it here...just let me know what you need!

 

Malia, I need a part-time, reasonably hot, not-overly-bitchy, not-overly-demanding girlfriend. You have any of those lying around?