Random Facts About You Xlix

the cobblers shoes have the most holes eh splatman......


I want this but have no use for it and cant afford it...its just cool

http://www.highcaliberline.ca/1072-cambrian-welsh-miner-s-lamp.html

 

Pricey...

 

my car groaned at first but only for a second and then fired right up

 

I'm not going to try... driveway is impassable.

 

i need a special coil wire and probably a coil but im not paying $100 for a whole set of spark plug wires to get the one i need ...plus its at 400,000 odo so i dont feel like spending money on any new parts for that thing

might have to go to the junkyard and get some used parts if i cant find any in my hoard later

 

honey boogers are good..

 

this is my second night without a drink in I don't know how long.

I've rediscovered tea.

 

ALL OUR PERSONAL BANKING REPRESENTITIVES ARE CURRENTLY ASSISTING OTHER CUSTOMERS.....YOUR CALL IS IMPORTANT TO US AND WE ASK THAT YOU NOT FLIP THE FUCK OUT ON OUR TRAINEE WHO IS GONNA FUCK THINGS UP MORE.....THANK YOU FOR HOLDING.....WE WILL BE QUITE SOME TIME....HERE IS SOME EARSPLITTING HORRIBLE MUSIC TO PISS YOU OFF MORE......

 

Oh, that doctor's office bull shit music, too....and the dime a dozen paintings on the walls in those places, as well.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aQd2zkuF8A

 

My dentist is cool, though,. He rocks out with his music.....

 

Someone coined that kind of elevator music, MUSAC......

 

when i worked for MCA television we made Musak ..

who let all the idiots out the box?

Oh nvm it was me. .

 

my home recently appeared on street view after all these years.....and I am walking across my grass with someone taller than I who drives a navy van...........fucking google snuck by without me noticing and I was actually standing right there....I totally blew the chance to give them the finger

 

I wish I still owned the house with the totally flat roof, Id paint fuck google on it ..

 

My place will never be on street view... Can't see it from the street. It's almost invisible from satellite. Gotta know what you're looking for.

 

google has been known to go down private roads..

 

i never get the ear splitting music...i always get the barely audible crap or one of those lousy tape recorded ones that fades in and out like a radio that is tuned in just one number off

google streetwiev came by early last time i checked...and i dont do early...the satellite view one was recently updated and i dont like how far you can zoom in...i can identify a lot the junk

 

posted driveways? That would be illegal

 

i got lucky this time..usually when im sick it goes all the way into hocking up blood clots before i get better but this time was short...i think the flu shot helped prepare me a bit

weather is supposed to warm up a bit which is great because i got tons of people lined up wanting work done and its starting to be hard to avoid them