Random Facts About You Xlix

I can make them from scratch....... ....with fresh laid eggs from yesterday

 

i can make jam too...its very easy

 

Yeah, we used to have homemade jam too (of some kind of berries). It also contained a shitload of sugar

 

egg jam= mayo..

 

my good bud has an aversion to that little white goop that you see in eggs....it can be quite noticeable in fresh free range eggs.....he calls it chicken jerkins.....my brother calls it rooster cum......pretty disgusting.....i usually scoop it out with a fork but i wont die if a few slip through

anyway...i told my buddie that i have been saving the rooster cums from every egg and i will make him an omelette out of just those.....he actually started gagging on the phone......it was very funny

 

I made my strawberry sauce from scratch :chef:

 

you give me hope in the youth of today aud............

 

Have to clean the bathroom today and I am terribly postponing... Better get to it now! Arghh, at least we take honest turns...

 

95% of advertised washers and dryers are sold but the people are just too lazy to delete their ads

 

i buy factory made pancakes...package of 8 for a dollar

pretty cheap 99 cents a pack that means breakfast cost 50 cents because i only eat 4....just stick em in the toaster

 

sometimes i make a post to rile people up then immediately unfollow topic and never go back to it

 

How do you know you riled them up then?

 

in my head everything is possible

 

blizzarding atm........i have pizza dough defrosting in front of the fire

 

i just had a buddy call me up pissed off because the snowblower i sold him wouldnt start


so i make him come and get me and when we get to his place i open the gas cap and its empty

 

.. I remember when we could use smilies on topics and they would show on the current new posts page. probably going back 3/4 forum update changes.. Im old..