Random Facts About YOU XLVII

When did you move to Japan? Only time I had opening exercise at work, was at the hospital and the army. I kinda miss that. it keeps you on your toes and puts spirit into ya. :2thumbsup:

 

that is why japan is eating our lunch

 

They say that it will help you live longer because stretching and flexing in the morning opens up blood vessles, etc.

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I stretch my penis every morning.. Ima live forever..

 

hey i stretch my penis too haha jelqing works FANTASTIC
anyways, got a job in construction, i start tomorrow.

 

Okay, so Hubs passed a small piece of foam rubber. That's weird.

The only way that I can imagine he would have ingested foam rubber is by mistakenly swallowing a toy foam rubber animal capsule - you know, the kind that grows when you drop the capsule in water. He hasn't been around any kids that had those in several years... So if that happened it's been inside him for a few years.

If that's not the case then I guess it was in some recently ingested fast food burger.

 

Probably in that burger... They put anything in that stuff these days. Well, anything besides meat, that is...

 

The most recent thing he ate was a french dip sandwich. That wasn't even ground beef.

I wonder if it could have stayed in him any length of time or if it was ingested really recently.

 

I doubt it was inside for some time, must have been in something recent...

 

I think so too except he has been suffering with unexplained diarrhea for a long time. He's thinking the foam rubber got in a pouch in his intestine and caused and infection. He just finished a course of antibiotics to attempt to clear up the diarrhea. He thinks the antibiotics may have gotten his intestine healthy enough to kick out the foam rubber.

I gave him a weirdness point for this one.

 

The little monster is on spring break from preschool so I'll be watching him and his sister today...

Didn't sleep to good last night...

 

I also have 2 tattoos.

I am currently messaging back and forth with 2 people and it's quite funny because 1 is a cop and 1 is a pillhead. How weird is that? Of course they don't know about each other and never will.

I know how to play this game called life! It's simple - you just LIVE.

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I enjoy good morning sex even with the morning breath and that smell guys get in the morning

 

My house is a mess... I go around behind them picking things up...

 

Thx for the hot tip! Oddly enough, I've been thinking about ergot lately...I wonder why...

I enjoyed a shopping trip with my first wife to Victoria's Secret one time...it was slightly awkward during the bra modeling part tho...I had to go up close to the dressing rooms, cuz she didn't want to walk out into the room like that.

In my teens I used to play a LOT of Dylan on my guitar. Not so much Hendrix. But Jimi's version of "All Along the Watchtower" was El Primo.

So...you're his reincarnation?

These days that's about the only exercise I get...

What's weirder to me is: How did he even know? I don't examine what comes out of my bowels...my main concern is flushing the shit as quickly as possible.


This is my latest movie obsession:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO-TNfPzh_k"]Antichrist - Official Trailer - YouTube

 

you're saying jimi did the equivalent of lip syncing with his guitar? blasphemy!

we must be watching 2 different videos.

 

hendrix was over rated

 

we know your musical tastes. you do not get a vote on this matter.

 

got a cool job, dont know if Ill need it for long though.

 

What kinda job