Random Facts about you XLVIII

it would take a pretty big post to list the items i have stolen....just my job at purolator courier would take all day and that was only 2 years

 

a long time ago mathematicians came up with volume formulas by first measuring how much media a solid would displace. as calculus developed, integration is how volume formulas could be proven mathematically.

 

i'd never stolen anything

when i was a child i accidentally took a drink out of a store

i realised my mistake

then actually snuck it back it.

i remember being frightened.

ultimately though - it's safe to say

i've actually unstolen something.

 

i teach English. i can only answer questions about English grammar and such.

mm. i assumed donuts are soaked with fat...

 

calculus is easy.

but the only math i use

is correlation coefficients

standard deviations etc.

 

investment banking math is not rocket science

 

no - it's not

it's pretty simple since it doesn't deviate much.

but

i just said what i used.

it's the application which is difficult.

 

..settle a discussion...ever heard of a schoolmarm?....i was wondering if there was any other kind of marm?

anyone?...

.i learned my math by selling drugs as a young teen and pretty much up till yesterday....i aced math especially the metric conversions with grams to pounds etc...to this day i can convert grams to pretty goddamned much anything pdq

 

no clue.

one of my old school teachers had a mush cloud of hair

long nails

grey skin and a prominent vein in there neck.

looking back on it - it was very roald dahl.

 

im picturing some guy dunking gold into a bathtub lol...they must have had a picture in the mathbook for that one

i forget the guys name too

 

watching amish out of order

 

I've lived near Amish all my life.

is that the show where the amish leave their clan and live a life among the english?

i just saw part of something like that last week.

 

they live a life among the regular americans. it doesnt take place in england if thats what you meant

 

I did the same thing at a fabric store when I was 7. I stole a patch, brought it out to the car and felt bad so I snuck it back in. It's actually requires more skill to unsteal.

 

lol, no, the amish refer to the non-amish as "english"

 

oh, than eys theyre living wit the "english"
us non amish call them americans though...

 

I got the doll free with

or maybe I paid for the doll and got the polish free., cause it stinks. lol.

 

Good. Another co-star for your videos!

 

When the bottom falls completely out from under the economy, when the shyt totally hits the fan... The Amish will go merrily on their way, largely untouched by the chaos around them.

 

True that! But they are so inbred in this area. They actually have had "outsiders/English" brought in to keep their families healthy. No secrets around here.

I'm so totally being serious!