Random Facts About You XXIV

I don't need a microwave to fuck with my mind, it's naturally a little askew.

 

that's not kidnap... it's decapitation


in this case, a very acceptable alternative :bobby:

 

Sometimes when I'm walking through Walmart I punch random bags of chips so that all the chips inside break up. I just really don't like Walmart.

 

i get my munchos from a vendor.. which I need to get some more soon, running low ever since the raccoon incident.. < I havent actually told the story of the raccoon yet have I.. well, its as good a time as any. lemme take a shower real quick and tell the raccoon story(its pretty funny and mysterious..

 

^^^ i also have a raccoon story, but i will share that another time...

 

We never put up lights or a Christmas tree or exchange gifts or cards....I suppose we could be considered Bah Humbugs?....;-)

 

Communists. Muslims?

 

Sometimes I punch random people at Walmart so they'll have an unhappy experience and be less likely to return.

 

Nah, nothing so sinister....

No kids, no neighbors to try to outdo with lights, plus we are mostly solar powered, so power conservation is impotent....

 

this is great..now I know you wont be disappointed when I buy you nothing :2thumbsup:

 

I could probably blow off most of the Christmas hassle, if not for the kids. Well, but it's nice being together with the family.

 

I hate gettin' the electric bill after the holidays...

I always tell the kids I don't want anything, one listens, the other two don't...

 

I can only imagine, but I do remember how important it was to all of us kids while growing up!...
Just not meant to be for me tho....But that is my chosen path, so I can deal with it.

 

cant wait for that story orison...

 

Christmas costs to much...

 

http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=415408&f=229

 

its up.. I tried getting pictures, it was to damn dark, and i was trying to use the reefer for light.. haha .. reefer. didnt work though, scooted it out with a broom, it was no fighter ..

 

Least someone is paying attention.

 

nah... pure luck....

 

i caught a racoon by chance when i was trying to catch feral cats. it was a big one too.. beautiful coat. he was just curled up sleeping never got scared or anything.. i opened the door and he just walked off after i started walking away