random facts about you XXXV

fact: I'm growing a beard

 

as sir is presently predisposed,in his absence he has directed me ta award ya with your winnin' badge.i've told him it would be a pleasure! welldone puggy.:icon_bs:

 

Recognition!

Awards,yet!

I'd like to thank the director,the producer,my stylist,all the backroom staff,and the little chubby lady with the tea trolley who gave me the confidence to carry on in such a demanding role!

Now - wezz me fukkin BADGE!!??!!

 

my mustache is getting in my mouth lately..I think it needs a trim

 

I think I've had about all the karma I can stand...

I think it was that little BS flag...

 

Y'all DO realise yer going on Santa's Shit-List for that!

 

You can tell Santa I already have plenty of shit, thank you.

 

your breakin' our hearts ha! ha!:eggnog::santa1:

 

here here!!!

so, moustaches def don't shrink in cold water then eh?...

 

Unlike my eyes,lill-they shrink so much in cold water I can't even see my dick!

 

that wasn't your dick puggy, that was your big-toe... your dick is the dangly thing that knocks your knees out of joint when you walk funny...

rf: my dick is not as big as puggybears

 

i am eating my second helping of triple chocolate cheese cake

 

^^^ i wish i could eat triple chocolate cheesecake...

 

why cant you? lactose problem?...or is it an over the lips and on the hips thing?

 

cheese and milk gives me the farts real bad but I still eat them sometimes...ice cream too

 

This wood chipper next door is driving me nuts

 

i'm going to london tomorrow

 

I'm not from london :leaving:

 

I just watched one of the neighborhoods fraudulent ODSP collectors pick up a kitchen stove and refridgerator and put it in the back of his truck...funny how he wasnt in his wheelchair today

 

I come back from tanning place.. yummy girl there too.