random facts about you XXXV

random fact I bought a bike today for $5 ...but its an electric one..a Hawk seven star little cute thing but needs tlc ..im over the weight rating but i dont give a shit hahaha

 

My bike works better with thc too

 

made me look

 

I suffer from Dermographia.

 

I won the lotto last saturday


$30

 

I have Fordyce spots on my lips.

 

I was in a store today, this old guy ahead of me in line had just won $5000 on a lotto ticket.

 

My brother won $500 by picking the numbers 666 on lottery.

 

$5000 would help a bit

 

Five grand would make my year. I know exactly what I'd do with the money.

 

Id owe $5000 less

 

I've thought about painting huge different colored polka dots on the exterior of my house.

 

What's stopping you?

 

I have officially figured out how to make my guitar sound like a banjo. I've done it before but it was in the heat of the moment and I completely forgot how I did it...but no longer. I will be able to pluck when I want...this makes me happy.

 

sort of a standing squat... i hate sitting on public toilet seats and so perfected the skill...

 

well I didn't smoke last night, I was going too but it had to be cloudy plus I was tried

 

I never sit on a public toilet seat either, I do that standing squat also... Some public bathrooms are nasty...

Cloudy today so I have bad internet connection... Been doing some house cleaning...

 

This gave me my first good laugh of the day, and lemme tell ya I needed one...

rf: I was starting to think I understood what it's like being Tipsy...I think I need to take up whisky...

 

I think maybe the Japanese have the right idea - no butt contact, just squat over a hole:



Oh, and let's make sure to include some instructions for use:

 

i got free starbucks this morning

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