random facts about you

now I know how smokers feel. I was in the control room at work but I had to go outside to feed my addiction....i get no reception in there.

 

Why that's not a douche move some people are just unessisary to our lives and we need to cut em off

 

When I smoked, I actually got breaks at work - ppl would ASK me if I wanted to go outside for a smoke...now that I don't smoke, not only could EVERYONE (especially the smokers) care less - I GET NO FUCKING BREAKS whatsoever. When I have to call someone to relieve me so I can go and pee for about 3 minutes, it is like I have asked them (douch bags) to cut off their arms.

 

Sounds like you had a great time... Or a protest denouncing Nixon's expansion of troops in Vietnam...

I know; it's not funny, cause it's true. Damn man! Why did you have to say 4? It makes it more real than I had intended...

 

I get it now.. Ill try to remember 4 not so good wif that joke.. good look out..

 

I am trying to think of how 3 would smell diferent then 4

 

armpits ,balls and ass

4th one adds the stink of patchoulie

 

At least you care about the hippies, man. Some asswhipe gave me a bad rep and said "fuck hippies," and so, I gave him a bad rep and said "fuck you, I am a hippie."

 

Im here because I carry the hippie torch..

 

A fly is eating or drinking the mandarin orange juice off my paper towel, im thinking thats gonna be one farting fly.

Anyway there aint nothin wrong with hippies they are much better than some other groups of people....i hate generalizing people like that but its true.

 

Went for a swim then gave myself an apricot scrub now I'm so silky soft mmmmm I like it when my skin is like this I feel sexy clean and confident

 

night time swims are fun

 

They are. I was worried about sharks though but it makes me feel good

 

The pair of boots I brought on my trip is a pair of two left ones (- got two pairs of the same kind). Also I forgot all socks.

 

why did you do that

 

there was a stuffed fish hanging in the seafood section of the a&p where i used to work.
somebody mentioned fucking the fish and my friend sung the nin song that goes "gotta listen to your big time hard line bad luck fish fuck"

ahhh good times.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bJOIqVAD-s"]New McDonald's fish commercial 2/2009 Full - YouTube

 

shock news for the yanks... you've been at it with guns again

heard some disturbing stuff from over your way upon waking.

 

just went to take a sip of a bottle of beer and hit the side of my mouth really i got much more cheek than lip.

 

Yes, that's all the morning news shows are talking about...So Sad... 14 dead, and 50 wounded...

I'm doing the laundry, and keeping my fingers crossed that it doesn't rain when I hang it out to dry...I need a little of this :sunny: to help it dry...