random facts about you

I just watched a fly dive into the hot wax I have in my oil burner.

I laughed at his eternal damnation! Mwahahahaha!

 

now i would usually wear clothes when i go out but right now is one of the times when i wish public nudity was legal, i want to just grab my wallet go to the store and buy some beer. but NOOOOO they make me put on shoes and shirt to get service....wait a minute that sign on the window of the store didnt say anything about pants or shorts.

 

Im high as shit i just relized i been playing the same song over and over

 

what you smokin on

 

Smoking sour d just coped a quarter

 

some people seem to think im a cop.

 

ha i got some sour d as well :afro:

 

no,, I want acorns for the plutonium I stole.. squirrels get into places..

 

damn its hot today when out in the sun..feels like a swim day

 

going to the aquarium shop today getting a Clown loach, this will help with the snail troubles in my tank atm.

most likely get a few other fish too, it's the son's tank but I do all the work and enjoy it more then him I think.......

 

Almost drowned today cute hs boy saved me such a sweet lil face mmmm

 

You are whatever you say you are. Sir.

Have you tried the Iranians? I hear they're in the market for some high-grade stuff. Just don't let pensfan13 find out, cuz he's a cop, k?

Oh, wait - do they have any oak trees in Iran?


I went out with friends from work and drank three beers before getting on the train. I am therefore not responsible for anything I say here or for any spelling errors.

 

three beers...you are a trooper!

I'm lucky if I can make it through one

 

I fucken love ohland I can make the blue sky blush

 

A few times I've been around that track but it's not just Gunna happen like that cause I ain't no holler back girl I ant no holler back girl

 

I have a new addiction.

 

Fearless is on love this movie one of the best jet li movies made

 

Been a crappy day...

 

Feels good to finally eat something and drink something i been so tired and weak BTW Chinese Food sucks re-heated in the microwave

 

oh really? does that mean turned out in jail is really a rape victim by multiple men per day?