random facts about you

I get really turned on by women wearing mens underwear

 

this morning looking out my front door


a leaf

 

im not exactly turned on by men wearing womens undies , but it turns me on to wear em..

 

I just jerked a 48 lb. air conditioning unit up off the floor and onto a table. I'm getting too old for this shit.

 

my ebill was the highest its ever been last month..
$167.oo...

 

How do you do that with two stories and central air?

 

I just found a live yellow jacket on my bed pillow.

Hub's was like "Oh yeah...I forgot to put that foam in your window after we put the a/c in".

It's been several days already and that's they only one I've seen in here.

 

i tried out my bike tonight

I will need to adjust the brakes a little looser or center them better (couldnt see in the dark)...they make a funny noise when they rub the rim..also my front derailer is missing the tiny screw/roller that keeps the chain on so when i shifted too far it came right off (yes i know how to adjust the stops) and i had to replace it by hand instead of just pedalling like it normally would go back.


...also ever since i came back my taint has been screaming at me to find a softer wider seat

 

pool , electric skillet, microwave, fridge running. i put that extra Ac in the window that one week.

 

Damn period pains

 

i did it again this weekend...or i should say i did nothing again this weekend

 

Im Barefoot.....

 

Iv'e Been A Full Time Barefooter For Over Six Years....

Try And Top That Biatch....



Cheers Glen.

 

hangover days

 

Has been constipated for like three days

 

my dog peed in his sleep last night...friggen freak

 

Lmao Awwww that's either cute or sad I hope it's not incontinent

 

No, he's just too lazy to get up and go outside sometimes.

But he wasn't feeling good yesterday, so we think that might be it, too.

 

Awwww that's terrible