random facts about you

Good afternoon

 

I can't speak for all middle aged women, but I have an office job, and the middle aged women here are insane, jealous, childish, bitter, passive-agressive, two-faced, conniving, psychos.

I hate working around them.

 

bam

 

Shiv, I have some bad news for you..

That's all women.

On a randomer note...my dog just got bit by a wolf spider. I almost shit my pants until the vet told me not to worry unless he starts acting weird.

 

Damn, that sucks
I'm replacing my boss today and they've hating on me and trying to corner me/bully me all day. Didnt budge though, screw them.

A Wolf spider? Never heard of them. google time.

 

:sifone:

 

be careful when you google it...they are ugly.

I feel like I have creepy crawlies all over me now!

But we kept the spider...we're gunna try some torture tactics on hm later...that'll teach him to bite my pup!

 

fire them

 

Is this you or something? and what is it for?
This requires some explanation

 

i am number 1 in the state.. cross country mountain biking .. my first year of racing.. next year i move up to cat 1 expert.

 

lol @ be careful. pretty gnarly indeed. I've had alot of scarier looking arachnids than that back in my day so it's not big deal I guess. That being said, please dont try some torture tactics on him. He's just a spider doing what a spider does. It's not his fault.

http://www.thejabberlog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/hogna_lenta-img_9763.jpg

that would be so funny

 

nice win

congrats

it took me a second or two to recognize it was you

 

thanks,, i got a haircut

 

Congrats brother

 

fuckin eh dude!!!!
you should be proud of yourself! good for you!

:groupwave:arty:

 

Congrats machinist! I like your shoes...I might steal them one day.

 

fuckin eh bubba...nice work...number 1 in the state is AWESOME

congrats

is one of your legs longer than the other..
..wouldnt that make you go in circles

 

the other 2 dudes are wearing sandals...sandals?

 

Cute hedgehog in the garden.

 

I was walking through a parking lot today and I noticed that my shadow had big boobs.

I like my shadow self more than my regular self...because of the boobage.