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I took my dog for a nice long walk this morning. It reminded me of walking an elephant. He either laid there and didn't move or he dragged me all over.

Now, I am off to scrub my bathroom down. I'm hoping I can finally fix the leak in my tub drain.

 

What kind of dog do you have?

 

Still sleeping...

Storms heading my way, so I'll lose my internet soon, since we have satellite internet...

 

American bulldog.

He's great. I love him to pieces, even though I was sure i made a mistake when we got him last month.

 

pics!
I have a boxer. he's an awesome dude

 

go on my profile...I have an album of my children.

I should take some pictures of him this week, though...he's growing like a friggen monster. And he looks so bulldog! He has those beefy shoulders now.

He's getting so big my little baby. He got his first boner today-haha!

 

Someone just woke up, gotta go...

 

It's especially hard when someone you thought loved you treats you like absolute shit, fucks you off, psychically imprisons you for years, and yet repeatedly behaves as if she's married to you and is also the village slut.

But you know how it is - the bigger the weights you lift, the bigger your muscles get, innit? It's just a matter of finding the motivation to force happiness on myself in spite of all the shit.

Mach almighty! Pure awesomeness - congratulations, man.

I know of exceptions, but it is definitely typical.

I'm still hanging onto a woman who only gives me the time of day telepathically and has treated me like shit for almost a decade. How's that for prize sucker?


Listened to some old Byrds songs this morning - damn those guys were good!

 

Okay, I just hafta ask: What the hell is an ass plate?

 

i think he's describing the practice of eating various food stuffs from other mens butt cracks

it's a homo thing.

 

maybe that's my problem...

it's been 78.8F here today sunny and humid, sweated buckets at work today :sunny:

 

Smothered in cream sauce, I suppose...

 

Good afternoon

 

I bought another bike today..it was only 5 bucks


this one is aluminum frame and has really nice clicker shifters and the rear has suspension so it probably wont hurt my back as much as the other bike did (had to take pain pills this morning after not taking any for quite a while)

 

I was looking at your kids yesterday and was going to make a comment about how ugly their dad must be to ..because they sure dont look like their mom ;-)

 

im wearing thin flannel shorts..so thin i feel naked

theyre actually pyjama shorts i think but are so comfy and soft i dont really care if i look stupid

they were only $7..i think im going to go buy more of them

 

i chop my jammy pants up to shorts.. i feel like im wearing boxers to the store..

 

yeah..I dont like to scare people so i try to make sure Im wearing tighter than usual unders with these ones

 

hahaha! C'mon! My children are adorable...they are just a bit harrier and maybe a little more fucked up then the average child.

But yes, they get their looks from their father haha

 

im free balling..