Random facts about yourself VIII

I've had a pretty good day

 

I can't think of anything to say.

 

the person i have had the longest friendship with[40 years]is coming riding for the week end
we have a lot in common
we both have sons named jordan
we both have atv's
we are both divorced and single
we both smoke the chronic bigtime
we both think we have a shot with girls way out of our league
we both accuse the other of being a fag
not there is anything wrong with that[he is a fag]

 

Is he actually real?
Who had the name Jordan first?

 

Help!!!! the little monster won't take a nap.

The snow is melting slowly, in the low 40's right now....

 

Its 7:30 here and Im pretty drunk, about to go out to see my friends band/comedy act in my local and hang out with the woman and friends

Dunno what the rest of the night has in store but definitely more drinking, smoking and sex

 

i have a great great uncle homer simpson.

 

I was walking around all day, not realising that the underwire of my bra had broken free and trying to escape out of the top of my dress

Not a good look.

 

real?as in gay?...no...but we are secure enough in our masculinity to joke with each other.....his son is 26...my son is 14....
i am on my second family....i have a daughter 3o with 3 kids of her own....

and i dont know WHAT the hell I was thinking!

 

Things made sense for a minute and then I confused them all again.

 

im cooking lentil soup.. mmmm...

 

I'm about to go get my daily dose of Tim Hortons caffeine

 

And since when did real mean gay?

 

I went for a ride in the bush with my four wheeler


took a wrong turn and got stuck in a major snow drift

600 lb bike is not easy to lift when you're sinking to your knees in snow...I was lucky though and after a half hour I got it back up onto the crust that the skidoos left and I was so tired I came straight back home....next time I hope there is a tree nearby so I can winch instead...my arms feel like they weigh 200 lbs

 

it was you that asked if he was ''real''.....what...did you think i was having an ''imaginary'' friend up this weekend?

we went out too....didnt get stuck....rode over some questionable ice a few times....almost 100 k through the bush....it was a lot of fun....

 

I went maybe 5k...and am having trouble moving

 

Well, yeah....

 

I am all smiley and giggly

 

Good I am too