Random Facts Here Comes The Summer Edition XLIV

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  1. broony

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    i was worried that the damn atm fees were going to not make it possible to get the money out! which would really blow cause then its a $500 ticket for expired tabs! and only being a dollar or two short... not really feeling like walking around asking for some money to get back in my car...... lol

    well if for some reason i had the shotgun in the car id get that instead..
     
  2. Aerianne

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    Tabs? What's that, Broony?
     
  3. SpacemanSpiff

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    tags

    license plates
     
  4. broony

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    a little sticker that says 2014 on back license plate..registration of vehicle basically..
     
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    more fees to a useless government ..
     
  6. broony

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    then you gotta get new license plates.. as if those are not still readable 40 years later..

    i dont see a license plate recycle... how do these things decompose? ..

    garden of license plates will kill the grass.
     
  7. Aerianne

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    Yeah, I gotta finish working out the problems with my car so I can get emission check and tag decal. It was due in May.
     
  8. broony

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    i got no problem with cats, they are nice friends..

    but seriously what is with the cat threads in this site..

    its either gun political shit, or cats.

    their are cat threads everywhere..

    soon the hills are going to be filled with running of the cats and people will be trying to herd them and you hope you are on acid...
     
  9. Aerianne

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    I envision cats becoming so feral that you see them in trees like squirrels...
     
  10. SpacemanSpiff

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    license plates dont last long here...cheap aluminum and the salt eats away the bolt holes real quick

    and the cat thing is easy to explain

    cat people are crazy
     
  11. broony

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    was laughing so hard other day when i saw this... why,.

    dont know.. lol
     
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    I resemble that remark.
     
  13. SpacemanSpiff

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    the truck runs ok....could not do the timing thogh..pressurized oil cooler lines developed a leak (rotten aluminum) could not warm up enough without making a huge mess....have to spend more money i dont have..oh and the rad is on the edge of disintegrating too so there goes another 100 bucks
     
  14. Aerianne

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    I was going to heat up some leftover oatmeal for dinner. I started putting it in a microwaveable bowl and a fly landed on it. I tried to shoo the fly away and it appeared to be stuck in the oatmeal. I covered the bowl and carried it outside to get the fly out of the house. That damn fly was still stuck in the oatmeal. I had to dig out the oatmeal he was stuck on with a stick and come back inside to throw the rest of the oatmeal in the garbage.

    Damn, that would have really stuck to my ribs...
     
  15. broony

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    i love oat meal with cinnamon..

    my passenger side door is apart.. my car went from 4 person to two to 1.. =/

    might as well drive with my dick in my hand..

    pancakes for dinner ... shit is good.. mine are gluten free... first time making them... easy... first time making pancakes in a few years cant remember last time i mde them, liking them.. corn syrup free maple syrup..

    will take dog for run to baseball field after... gonna be top spinning on this sugar
     
  16. Aerianne

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    I'll have to wait for my appetite to resurface...Maybe I'll have an avocado.

    My daughter's girlfriend killed a baby copperhead in her kitchen today. I got to see the video. Killed it with a golf club.
     
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    LOL...poor cats will never stand the chance squirrels have. I think squirrels are practically born independent.

    ^ :rofl:

    "crazy"...that's why HF can be so much fun. :D
     
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    Do tell! Where was the snake? How did she come upon it? Did she just give it 1 or 2 good whacks or beat the ever-lovin' hell out of it? :D

    I must admit...I love a copperhead snake story where it gets killed. :2thumbsup:
     
  19. Aerianne

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    My daughter went to the bathroom and when she came back through the kitchen she saw it. It was not an adult copperhead. She yelled for her girlfriend who got the golf club and started trying to move the snake out where she could see what kind it was. They saw that it was a copperhead but it got away and ran between the appliances and the cabinets. Finally, after moving the stove out, they saw it and she made 5 different strikes with the golf club. My daughter said only one of them hit the snake. Two of them knocked holes in the wall. She killed the shit out of it, though lol.

    The first video I saw was hilarious. She had on shorts and sneakers, gloves, and a motorcycle helmet lol...no boots, the dummy. She was opening cabinets looking for the snake when something fell out of the cabinet. It scared the shit out of her, lol.

    My daughter said that the girlfriend leaves the doors open all the time, without screen doors. She lives on a slab, right on the ground - no steps or anything.
     
  20. SpacemanSpiff

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    doing laundry...heard some paper in a shorts pocket...figured it was a receipt but it was a 50 dollar bill

    makes up for shitty day a bit
     
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