Random Facts Here Comes The Summer Edition XLIV

i had a beautiful girl count them yesterday. and i did some research.. and im crossing my fingers...

so she counted them, i have 56. i started with 60 in september.

56 is a good number

 

Banned Titles are for those that are banned.. Not for funzies..

 

I know Orison...But I thought it was pretty funny.

 

I wondered how she was still posting if she was banned. Whatever.

 

fllying so high thats my dog here a treat and flip the script read it for something right now right now

 

To coffee or not to coffee...

Damn it.

 

A pirate walks into a bar and it appears that he has a steering wheel to a ship in front of his trousers. In fact, it looks like his penis is stuck through the center of it. The bartender says, "Hey pirate! You've got your penis stuck in a steering wheel!" The pirate replied, "Arrrr, I know! It drives me nuts!"...

 

lol..

 

:coffee:

 

I did not coffee and the consequences have been noted in my thread "Eating Will Not Keep You Awake", in Random Thoughts.

 

My first novel is now available on Kindle.

 

I don't have a kindle.

me and my ex girlfriend broke up yesterday and im happy with it.

 

Saw that coming when you didn't make b'day plans with her.

 

Come September and I would be debt free !

 

i am SO glad.. that my bf.. is better looking than my ex-bestfriend from highschools new bf.

there. i said it.. had to get it out there.. lol.

idgaf cause she turned into a bitch after highschool.. lol -_-

 

taught my dog "stay" command. learnt it in a day.

like a bosss. lol

 

Sully is an incredibly talented carpenter..

 

I really need to get off my ass and start to moving, doing things that need to be done in the house.

All I want is a nap...

I need what this guy got into...

 

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