Random Facts LVII

mmm i like sex and candy

and i like to have sex and eat candy too, its not just the song i like.

 

oh you like candy??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scd0hLdegvE"]"I Want Candy" by Aaron Carter - YouTube

 

i was thinking more along the lines of...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URp6GAJ4sGk"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URp6GAJ4sGk

 

it wasnt that big a deal, some of my best friends are assholes, hell my best friend all through grade school was also the biggest asshole i knew.

 

Man this 2012 thread is retarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdeeeeeeeed

Are you an asshole as well?

 

You tell me. The only women I meet who seem like candidates for a roll in the hay live too far away for my cock to reach. As well-endowed as I am, even.

Astute.

By whom were you given this load of rubbish?

This. But hardly anybody knows how to use "whom" anymore, and in another century it will be considered archaic. Everybody in the US will be speaking Ebonics.

This will be the conjugation of the verb "to be:" I be, you be, he/she/it be, we be, yall be, they be.


And yes, I AM a grammar Nazi - a recovering one, tho.

 

Same here, but I didn't recover yet! I mean, my first language isn't even English and I have a better grammar and orthography than MANY people who only speak English (I'm not targeting anyone right now, just generally speaking). WTF?

RF: it snowed last night! The neighborhood looks lovely like that, with all the snug Victorian houses covered with snow and the Xmas decorations put this and there in the streets. I feel like I'm back in childhood.

 

You write like a native speaker. You just have a knack for language, is all. You're probably a grammar Nazi in your native language too - what's that, French?

 

i wanna ride the shortbus with you guy...

 

Well,you're showing up as a bit of a tit yourself,sunshine-because what I posted was merely a JOKE! [heard of those,have you?]


Derailing a thread? Oh,FFS get over yourself,pen!
It's a RANDOM thread.
This is an international HIPPY forum-that's HIPPY,as in PEACE....not that you'd know it by the amount of slagging off taking place in every thread.

So,as peacemaker; I grovellingly apologise to that well-known ringpiece Mr Pensfan for daring to post a light-hearted remark during the course of a RANDOM thread contributed to by people of all nationalities,all religions,all sexual preferences and all educational standards.

By your stated standards my mate orison would be shackled to the wall in a cold underground cellar by now. Coz y'see,HE has a great sense of humour and often posts things that have SFA to do with the thread he posts in and NO-ONE ever knows where the next squirrel will appear! Watch yourself ori-they're coming for you!!!

 

That being said, my opinion is that people should stop getting their panties in a bunch about grammar. Not everyone is particularly skilled in the writing arts, but if we can understand what they are saying, then it's good enough for ole' Shivvy.

 

Everything everyone posts is totally irrelevant to this thread. Slutly and dweebly I turn, step by step...

 

I think Paris Paté is delicious

 

I want to say that Paris Hilton is delicious, except that (A) I don't really think so, and (B) I've never actually tasted her.

 

I'm watching this from work:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqCqxtRM-AY"]The Slumber Party Massacre 1982 - YouTube

 

7mins in theres tits and ass, if anyone wants to know..

 

Probably the only part worth watching - isn't the rest just an excuse to get to that part?

 

ive seen it before.. and yes..

 

I'm.....

washing my bed sheets
vacuuming
did the dishes
showered
smoked a little bowl
watched some porn
drank a pot of coffee...
been awake almost 4 hours and have ate nothing..
i work in 4 1/2 hours...

 

i like tacky 80's horror.
It's much better than the most the ''horror'' we have nowadays...