Random Facts the 19th!!!

it was funny, you sound like a beaten man.

 

that's what he said!! :biggrin:

 

Don't be a jerk, that's a premature assessment. Just because my joke went tits up doesn't mean I'm not funny. I'm just testing out some material, hopefully somene finds it funny, knock on wood. Material is hard to come by when you're always in and out of threads. Sometimes you take it on the chin, but other times you hit the spot.

 

never lend you're hand to the textile industry

 

and anyways, I wasn't being a jerk. I was actually being sincere, my response was a follow up to the same joke

 

its been a bad week thus far

 

Can't keep up with the big boys huh? As long as you have a hand in my jerking around the jokes will keep coming at you. If you're satisfied I'm willing to finish the hole thing.

 

I know you were, I was just using your line for more material.

Keep your knickers on (just going along with the sex humour)

 

who is this mutha fucka!!???? :computer:

 

A big dick with a little sense of humour


Well, some people call me an asshole

 

I don't, i'm going to call you gay biker

 

Do we get any kind of payment for being guinea pigs in your humor experiments?

 

I do love to ride fat bottomed girls


I like motorcycles too.


Call me whatever you want, call me anytime.

 

You get free cheap humour at the cost of my own dignity

 

Will your dignity get me a cup of Starbuck's coffee?

 

I think you're probaby looking at a green tea.

 

My dignity can only be used for cheap humour and bartering with women, sorry, no coffee.

 

I need a cigarette now.

 

Was it as good for you as it was for me?

 

I hate waiting.