Random Facts, The "G" Rated Edition.

5C is not mid winter

its the beginning or ending of summer

 

i don't get it.
At first i thought it had to do with a famous Maggie/Marge/Margaret..., so i figured "Maggie T" was Margaret Thatcher.


Then i googled "maggie T" and i got this : "Maggie T is a fashionable iconic Australian designer brand of plus size womens clothing".
I still don't get it.

 

Its 95f here right now, I don't like it... You can't do anything outside without sweating, and I don't want to spend the afternoon in the house...

 

Every time I see one of those I want to lick it...:sunny:

 

It's just a red X for me - I don't want to touch it, taste it, OR lick it.

 

its either an ice cream cone ....or a vagina

 

I see that one.. its a vagina..

ok , I lied its ice cream on a vagina..

 

102f here right now, I just came in from riding my bicycle and I'm melting...A ice cream cone sounds pretty good right now...

 

Two scoops on a cone, please. No, wait, make that two scoops on a vagina, please.

 

man its hot wish i had a swimming pool

 

my pool is 94F I just put like 300Gl of fresh water in it.. back down to 85F now.. not for long ...

 

Do you have a bathtub?

Or maybe you could buy a kiddie pool.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-Thatcher-invented-soft-scoop-ice-cream-.html

it was downhill from thereon in...

 

Storm.....

 

this girl is super into me. its actually pretty funny. she's super sweet and very attractive. bout damn time. i must be the hottest fucker on the planet thats been single as long as i have.

 

Last night I did a rain dance.

It started raining almost immediately after I finished.

(And no, rain was not in the forecast!)

Damn, I'm good, lol. :2thumbsup:

Gonna try again tonight!

 

No..... No you aren't.



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Today the high where I live was 109.3 FML

It's cooled off now though...to 102 degrees

 

wowda melm

 

We had a storm and it cooled things off a lot.... But we also had 80 MPH winds with that storm. My trees seem fine but somebody had to lose some trees or had other storm damage. It was wild out there!