Random Facts, The "G" Rated Edition.

Ask your spirit guide

 

Why, do you take orders from her?

 

My spirit guide Deanna acts like she's pissed at me but won't tell me what she's pissed about. I wonder why she does that...

 

Wtf is a spirit guide

 

As far as I can tell it's a person or spirit who jerks you around a lot supposedly for your own good.

Apparently I need a LOT of jerking around for my own good.

 

I got the wonder years on, dad is grilling some potatoes and hot dogs beans

 

Sounds like a little slice of heaven.

 

Yes it is.

 

I want steak on the grill

 

My dad used to grill steaks on the back porch sometimes when I was growing up.

Now I live with vegetarians, and I'm too lazy to grill steaks just for myself.

Also my wife threw out my nice barbecue. I guess she thought it was more important to have room for her shitpiles.

 

Mmmmmm ... there's nothing quite like a nice, juicy, rare steak

 

...with a nice Merlot to wash it down.

 

I was thinking more of an heineken

 

towing a car tomorrow....doing it from the rear too ...i had a bad experience doing that before when the steering unlocked

 

That would also work...or my favorite, St Pauli Girl.

Kinda like a floppy fish on a line?

 

yeah...except add in some fear for your life and possible lawsuits

 

So...more like a great white shark on a fishing line then.

 

yep..but a fishing line that cant be cut

 

and youre surrounded by rich people in fancy boats with lawyers

 

watching the dog marathon