Random Facts, The "G" Rated Edition.

So you had two choices: Keep it under control, or kill all the witnesses.

 

I just made a twat of myself

 

on this side of the globe twat equals fanny

 

twat is a hilarious word...

along with coochie.

 

Cooooochie

 

I've had a busy day...And I enjoyed every minute of it...

 

loving every minute of it..

 

Twat





lol... twat is in google's spell check dictionary.

 

A Bald Eagle flew over me today

It looked like one anyway..

Turned out to be a big ass crow with a saltine cracker (or something) in it's mouth that was shaped like a birds head.

I really need some glasses.

I've never seen a Bald Eagle in R L, so my expectations have been high since being up north this week.

All there is here are crows.

Crows everywhere!

 

Crows are one of the coolest birds anywhere... :2thumbsup:

 

There was one in a huge pine tree this morning cawing in such a deep voice it had to be gigantic, lol.

But I couldn't see it. I wonder how big they can get.

 

I made one of those of myself too.

 

I have an entry in the urban dictionary for twat waffle...I think mine is something like deifinition #16.

 

Did you know that crows have vocabulary of 200 sounds?

 

Crows are also incredibly intelligent.

 

and lazy

they always take the quickest route :mickey:

 

I heard a weird sound in the wood pile earlier and it turned out to be a baby raccoon. I'd rate it at about 9.5/10 on the cuteness scale.

 

Yep. They are right up there with dolphins.

 

http://video.today.msnbc.msn.com/today/47795039#47795039
Four teenagers took police on a wild chase last weekend after allegedly robbing a woman at gunpoint. The chase ended in a dramatic crash, and video from a police dash cam shows a 1-year-old girl being thrown from the backseat, then standing up on her own. NBC’s Natalie Morales reports.

 

I couldn't get the video to play...