Random Facts The "Worldwide Edition" XLV.

Haha...At my age such things no longer matter that much. All that fuss and mess for just three seconds of pleasure? Why bother....;-)

 

It only takes you 3 seconds to pee, and its a pleasure? Thats kinky farmout, way to go lol.
61 is no way old man!

 

Haha....Well, it may actually take longer to have a whiz these daze....

 

Three Seconds You Say, My Personal Time This Morning Took Over

Half An Hour, And The Only Reason I Finally Achieved A Result

Was When I Found One Of The Nudie Pics A Well Known Forum

Member Sent Me...



Cheers Glen.

 

You shouldn't pee on a well known forum members picture Glen...;-)

 

Glenglen, come on, did farmout really do it for you, send us some...please

 

Loll

 

especially if the pic is still on your monitor

 

You shouldnt put naughty pics on his computer, you know he will habe pee on yours now!

 

Watching the little one today...

Its a nice sunny fall day here...

 

Cloudy dreary day here on the mountain, but a tad warmer at 50f.....;-)

 

RF... It's not windy today. I'mma go cut down some trees. (or a tree, or...) At least chainsaws will be involved.

 

Hope someone is there with you!

 

Nope... Just me and the trees. I hate working trees without a spotter...

 

OH MY!!!

I hate hearing that...

chain saws are quite unforgiving too.

I'm surrounding you with a white light of protection.

 

I have my saw out today as well......several of them....also the lawn tractor and shovels

 

:rofl:

Well, I'm gonna throw some light/protection your way as well. :sunny:

 

i smell of sour milk

 

A tree and a half... The "half" is about as big as the first tree. Made a serious thud... that one did. Yea they do make a sound when they fall. A serious sound. I'm gonna get a lot of wood from this second tree. It's dry and ready to split, not sure what killed the tree. Ash borer more than likely. Good cord of wood right there... Maybe more. Big tree.

First tree liked to dance... Cut the perfect notch, cut through from the other side, she leaned the "wrong way" just a hair... that being the way gravity would normally pull... and then it just stood there. Like... "Damn, that's pretty fuckin' tricky, what else can you do?" Had to get a rope. After I tugged it lightly, just ever so gently... she fell right where it was supposed to.

Yeah... I've done this before. Fuckin' show-off

Got the first one all chopped up, big pieces are hollow on this one. I loaded one into the trailer and a mouse poked his head out of the center... Can you imagine the terror the poor thing must have gone through? "RUN AWAY! No, no... GO BACK! GO BACK!!! " He's sitting somewhere in the middle of a 14' log for both cuts and he rode the tree down during the fall. I got him up on my arm and moved him to the other side of the drive. He let me pet him for a minute, no damage... then jumped off and ran into the bushes. Hope he can find a new place before winter hits.


Now... I get to see if I can move in the morning.

 

Wish i could cut down the trees in my yard.