Random Facts XL - Scary Monsters Edition

I just changed a tube in one of my snowblowers that kept going flat...and my winch wont work on my 4 wheeler...i had to tie up the plow to move it...hasnt been used since last winter

 

I don't think Ladbrokes are taking any more bets

 

I'm making a stir fry for dinner. And I think it's done!

 

i am no better than anybody else

but i am just as good.

 

I'm having grilled cheese for dinner tonight

 

I chipped a bit off my front tooth today....and presumably swallowed it. Yum!

 

My ice cube tray has a + on one end and a - on the other end.

I can't find the instruction manual.

What does it mean!?

 

i am watching a show about orphan elephants

 

Thanks for all the help.

I'll just keep using a hammer and screwdriver to get my ice cubes out then..

 

wrong thread

 

i have put my fire on for the first time this autumn.

 

ill take cooling bill over heating any day..

 

please don't attempt to plug it in :mickey:

 

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my room isn't insulated properly

so winter feels like an affair with a hooker

cold and expensive :frown:

 

i meant my post was in the wrong thread...i posted this

 

That woman clearly takes too long to get off...

 

oops

 

This forum is so big and busy that it's really difficult to keep up with all the threads I'd like to keep up with. Yay, Hippies!

 

i think my puppy dragged her pee pad onto her bed... lol