Random Facts XL - Scary Monsters Edition

Well, atleast they didn't run over him.

 

Waiting to meet with this lawyer today at 4:15

 

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I have to be a lady on Saturday.

 

do you have god and the devil raging inside you?

 

on sunday i am likely going to be hung over

i'm invited to a big party the night before.

 

Come again?!

I'm addicted to having salt on mango. I bought eight maof them the other day and didn't them to ripen so fast, so now I am eating at least two a day. .

 

turns out my winch wouldnt work on my 4 wheeler because the battery is toast...I pull start it so I didnt notice the dead battery

its just used for plowing anyways so Im going to fix it farmer style by mounting a car battery in the back..I already have it in and theres plenty of room right above the rear diff after I took out the empty storage box

 

"Tis the season. Let the partying commence.

 

they dont have strong good samaritan laws over there...its a big deal in china though


i feel bad for those hillbilly women that come on to jerry springer and have there shit aired in public on tv......and then i think...good god...dont want those women in my neighborhood

 

I think that's great.

 

im going on a trip for a week. that i reallly shouldn't be going to since im unemployed -sorta
so, im gonna be beyond broke after this..

and is hard to find a job here - that is decent.

hmm.. bad decision to go on trip?
or bad decision to quit job in the first place...

i forget how shitty i am with interviews lol.

 

Jenn, I'm not sure how it works but I think when someone goes to the hospital with an accident like your grandma had, the hospital may have social services/senior services that will follow up on and help with situations where people can't take care of themselves properly.

 

it is definitely true what they say

women are like buses.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xsDdIByh8A"]TROLOL - ORIGINAL - YouTube

 

^^Hahahaha! That's my favorite song everrrr!!

I think there's a dishes thief out there somewhere...I notice I have a lot less dishes than I did a year ago...

 

I will go to bed before 2:30 a.m.

 

My kids probably lost them or broke them.

 

My son probably took leftovers to his dogs in them and left them in the pen.

 

Just had roast pork sandwich with broccoli rabe