Random Facts XL - Scary Monsters Edition

hookers ha. they cant love you when you need them too.. just like all the other cunts. Only love you for 15minutes for money.. Money money money.. hey I got an idea. how about the hookers pay me...

 

That works well for alot of people! I think it's a great idea!

 

for your eyes only..

 

Would you be counter-hooking or pimping the hookers?

 

that's the same of the local strip club

ah julia..

 

Raping like big ben rapistburger.. Whos tying up my roofers and I want my shit done now, not tomorrow. not wensday. Now!! you want to sit on your ass and watch football. Watch me sit on my ass when it comes to paying you ...

 

...okay...I was just wondering what kind of slogan to put on your new business cards...

 

lol

next one is for you

 

I love how family members can blame me for the world conditions... ,Listen motherfuckers you was here before I was. your how old. 62? you have a 20yr head start on me and its all my fault we didnt bring the gas prices down for you. Its all my fault you couldnt control your spending and dont know how to live or get by with little means. Its funny cause I spent my army pay checks bailing you own of debt, what did I get for it? A slap in the fucking face. Calling me no good. Toss in that baby killer to for good measures cause I know some those rockets killed a few. But truthfully Ida rather dropped bombs on this bitch ass family that is no good. I take care of my fucking dad dying with cancer. What did I get. A fucking screaming **** mouth mother who wanted the man to DiE!! Shes stole his life just like shes tying to take mine. Got bad news for you bitch. Iraq already took my life. I just have a few things to clear up on this dirty rock called planet earf and you can have it. Make you sure you bury me next to my rapist brother too.

 

:leaving:

 

"Toxic Parents" was a book I read. Lots of Toxic Parents and family out there. I guess the saying applies - You can't pick your family but you can pick your friends.

 

I had company all weekend.."family".....:frown:


they just left

 

im eating basmati rice. my mom cooked it.. i wonder if this is the one that had worms in it becuase idk if we ever threw it out. just a lil added protein. what i dont know wont hurt me. WOOT

 

Toxic Parent - Case in point.

 

my mom and i get along really well actually.

oh the 50 mile mountain bike race yesterday.. i got my ass KICKED i got 8th out of sixty people. i'm a bit out of shape though because i haven't even done a ride over 30 miles in the past month and this was a 50 mile race. thats no excuse.. just saying. next up is a 12 hour race in february..

 

Sorry; I should have added a lol because it was a joke.

 

no prob. i figured lol

 

im watching saw III right now. this shit is getting real repetitive.

 

I seen saw one and saw saw two but im not sure if i seen saw three

 

i am foolish