Random Facts XL - Scary Monsters Edition

a fan? :love:

 

i wanna strip in play girl....

 

i dont have any on me at the mo'

i remember they do actually have soy sauce in the noodles but i dont remember what else

 

I wanna strip in play girl, too, TIB...

Gunna have to fight me for it... :toetap05:

 

your penis is a cue... your balls are self explanatory

then there's colours:

red (1) - lowest point score. nasty skin disease...
yellow (2)- you drank too much trying to get laid... now you have jaundice
green (3) - for having perplexing and frankly quite interesting colored balls you score higher
brown (4) - kinky poop sex is weird.. but whatever floats your boat
blue (5) - you need to get laid dammit... but least you aren't a serial masturbator
pink (6) - always second best to..
black (7) - fucking bastard..

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcJac6OykfM&feature=related"]ELVIS BURNING LOVE - YouTube

 

there's the november edition sorted then :mickey:

 

Yeah, well, back in the day...I only owned one album - yeah, we're talking vinyl...oh, yeah, the one with Abacab on it.

Thanks for 'splainin' - damn it's kinda complicated, I might need to study this a bit...

So I need to buy Playgirl to see Maly in the buff? Maybe she would post a few preview picks for her friends. I'll need a couple months working the weights before I take my turn in the centerfold.

 

playgirl only shows male models.

 

that other forumer is quite open about their nuttyness

 

I just found 11 dried black beans in my pocket. My grandkids give me the strangest things.

 

We could make Maly an honorary male...she's a lot like one, only with tits and a vagina. Well, at least that's my assumption...

 

Don't lose those - they're probably magic.

 

i might quit my job. enjoy the extra time and just being poor while im at school.

mind you i still have another little job where i work whenever i want and the pay ain't bad.

 

Fact - This thread has been open for less than 9 hours and it's already on page 12...

 

Playgirl would make an exception for me...

Cuz I'm too sexy for my shirt

 

A little pile of stuff my granddaughters have given me to hold on to over the past few weeks.

 

you should learn to do wire wrapping
and turn them into pendants
then make little hemp necklaces for them as gifts

 

im not even gonna say what the green ball made me think :leaving:

 

I do wire wrapping and hemp necklaces so I could, but if I do it without them they will beat me up 'cause they're almost 5 and you know how that is.