Random Facts...XLVI.

No licking stamps any more, i did hear there was a problem with cross contamination from rats with the glue, but who knows?

 

If you straighten a wire coat hanger it is 35" long :2thumbsup:

 

I drove up to Mt. Rainier yesterday to experience one last snow storm before summer.

 

A peice of copper wire coiled up the right way makes a good ghetto flask stand.

 

and you make a pretty a genius, in my book, Ace.......in most things....LOL

 

Most people go to sleep in about 7 mins!

 

and wake up for a piss after 45 mins Lol

 

Then wake the house up farting on the landing!

 

fall over the cat and knock yourself the fuck out ! then wake up for another tinkle

 

a 7mm piece of romex sized copper pushed into a certain classrooms door knob lock in my highschool makes for many cancelled classes back in the day :afro:


it started off with pencil leads but i had to switch to copper aftre he figured out forcing in the key crushes the lead

 

I once pooped in my teachers freezer

 

Serves your teacher right for not letting you use the toilet!

 

Cant spell tomorrow without morrow is what my pappy used to always say

 

Your pappy was right, always tomorrow

 

A man in albonia perportedly attached a world record eighty two clothespins to his nutsack. True fact

 

Can you try and beat it, to break his record and record a true fact please...oh, and we need pictures...thank

 

I tried but maxed out at sixty one. I think old geezers have the advantage with the inevitable sag that goes along with age

 

True true true....so how did you get 61, my old man only got 21

 

Granddaughter is staying with us for a few days...

 

chicken was on sale

so tonight im cooking up some of my delicious chopped celery with curry chicken and peanuts :drool5: