Random Facts XXII

I don't know why my show didn't recored. the first one did fine. then the seconed one didn't recored at all

 

I spilt boiling near oiling water over my hand, then finally put the food in the oven only for it to almost burn.

It's going to be one of those days..

 

I didn't sleep at all last night (completely sober) for some reason. I'm really tired now, but I have shit to do and it's too late (or early?) to go to sleep. Today is going to be a coffee, energy drink and cigarette day. Fuck.

 

I'm still slightly drunk from last night

 

i need one those friends with benefits that i keep hearing about

 

That would be one of the worst things I could think of.

My bra is bugging the life out of me

 

We could be friends with benefits. I'll do handy work for you and you can do automotive work for me. We'll both benefit :eggnog:

 

Today is payday and i lost my id and debit card....
Rent is due: Tomorrow.

 

GOD, you present so many golden opportunities on a silver platter. Okay Tipsy, here comes the obvious response:

Here dear, let me get that nasty bra off of you.

 

I've been having thoughts lately along those same lines...and lunar's version is not quite the right idea, is it?

 

Hand jobs?

 

lol

No, I won't do that. I don't swing that way


I'd give him a blowjob though

 

If only my wife didn't live with me, I think our marriage would be much happier.

 

My own advice back at me, innit? Well I had a few drinks last night...but I ain't seen "normal" in a looooong time - and frankly I don't think I ever will again.

And Heather, it's much more complicated than you can even imagine. The version I gave you is just what meets the eye, plus a bit of my internal relationship with her. Very little of what she does is what it seems - she has had soooooo many boyfriends...and when she was talking to me more, a few years ago, she gave me some glimpses of how she operates. She spent a bunch of time with one guy getting him to open up and risk saying that he loved her - and then when he finally did, she told me, "It's time to let him go." And she did. The next guy she jerked around and spent the night at another guy's house. She told me he went in her house that night and found her journal, and wrote something in it about the "carrot and the stick" - which just happened to be exactly what I was telling her about herself in my mind at that time. This newest guy looks like he's needing a dose of self-esteem - if I had to guess I would say that she's going to present him with a relationship quandary, and he'll need to find the courage to tell her it's over. Would you care to bet against me? I could be wrong...maybe she'll marry him. God only knows how many guys besides me she's juggling right now, or how much or what aspects of herself she allows each one to see...are you getting the picture?

Thanks for your sacrifices on my behalf.

 

I want to leave but theres an item on ebay that is ending in less than an hour and I might snipe in a bid at the last second

 

I'd prefer to just keep it on, if that's okay..

I'm out in the garden with some friends, drinking beer. It's a beautiful day.

 

You're leaving the decision up to me then?

 

Notice the lack of a question mark.

 

ZING !!!!!!! :2thumbsup:

 

less than 20 minutes left in the auction...I hope Im the only one watching it live :d