Random Facts XXII

I'd fight you for that award...

But it sounds like it might be too much work...

 

I'm much more of a procrastinator than a slacker

 

It makes me tired to add more work to tomorrow... better to just ignore it all...

 

I'd gladly do nothing too if I could afford to do it


or not do it


not sure which one

 

lol, who in the hell said anything about being able to afford it... if you can, then its not really slacking, its taking it easy... lol

 

I'd gladly take it easier if I could

I'm currently taking it as easy as I can afford to

 

postal carrier trucks dont have license plate?.. I was just behind one doing 65 in the 35 and the roads are wet .. thats their motto though..
no rain sleet or snow can stop the mail flow..

 

we made quiche tonight...3 big ones...they just came out of the oven..but are WAY to hot to eat...its tempting....they look like burning the roof of my mouth would be worth it right now..its killing me to wait for them to cool down

 

If there is a hell, is involves waiting for food to cool that smells awesome...

and then burning your mouth anyway

 

im going to shove dead skunk in this bitches drier vent.. Idont know how many fucking fabric softeners she used but I can smell that shit all the way up the hill....

 

Man... if you can smell the fabric softeners that much... imagine how much you will smell the dead heated skunk carcass...

 

I have neighbors like that..I cant even breathe outside when they turn their dryer on

 

dump some sardine juice into the cowl vent heater intake of their car

 

really it went through my skull like a rusty drill bit... I had a little headache already this just made it worse.. outside even wtf.. its air pollution imo, I dont wanna smell someones fucking clothes....

I would prefer to smell skunk..... yes, unfortunately white widow dont give off that scent , or im very used to it.. :mickey:
i need to burn one.. :sunny:

 

theres vents on cows?.. that must be where the methane comes from..

 

cowl

 

stuff sardines in simon cowl.. good idea.. :2thumbsup:

 

I think he would rather enjoy that!....

 

Its easier to go out in the back yard to pee than it is to climb the stairs to the bathroom...plus...i pay for water...7 liters a flush...

...so that where i am going now

 

I know this much.. A lady in the house will raise a water bill.. them dirty pissing bitches!!!
I shit you not, I dont know what my roomy drinks all day, but most the time he dont flush and I dont flush cause the bowl is clear .. "most the time".. but Just one women takes a piss and its like orange glow..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2HTgXjH3SA"]YouTube - Orange Glo 2-Minute Infomercial