Random Facts XXII

Where is said post?

 

I've never seen it. Though it does sound good.

I have that song from the T-Mobile advert stuck in my head.

 

And rolling, I take that as coming from a friend, and I appreciate your thoughts. And I would be grateful if you could punch me and shoot her. Figuratively speaking, of course.

If she was just some chick I knew who fucked me off, I would have ditched her long ago - no problem. I've been fucked off by women plenty of times, and I move on and forget it. I had a long term HS girlfriend that I broke up with. I had a live-in that I left cuz even though I loved what I was getting out of the relationship I could see it was turning into a dead end. I was the one who initiated the divorce from my first wife, and I completed and filed all the legal paperwork myself. Usually I'm the one to say I'm getting out of a relationship - even if it's hard and painful, I've done it.

What you need to understand is: This thing with the psychic hag isn't like anything I've ever experienced. And here's the clincher: There are some things you just can't escape, and this is one of them. What do you do when your asshole girlfriend is surgically attached to you?

I dunno how you see the spiritual side of life...but to me it's obvious the universe has deliberately put me in a psychic prison. I can't divorce my wife, and I can't get rid of the psychic hag. I'm stuck - no options. I've never been in a position like this before. I've always had options. And I do not like it.

But you know the saying: If you can't change your circumstances, you can change the way you're thinking about them. So that's what I'm trying to do. But it ain't easy, and I spend lots of days mentally hurling myself against my prison bars. In my mind Deanna says I "just need to do this." And supposedly I'll get out of prison eventually - so she claims.

So in the meantime: This is my stinkin' life, such as it is. One of the ways I deal with it is by talking about it. If you wanna give me hell about it, I'll consider that helpful too. Really.

 

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801, oh yea

 

I wasn't trying to pimp my post-it's about my kitty

http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showpost.php?p=6622288&postcount=25

 

flan

 

fap fap fap....

 

yum

 

I like flan, but not THAT much.

 

Over here that's called Creme Brulee

 

Creme brulee is different to flan isn't it?

Edit: Yes, it is.

 

dont look like it would feed a squirrel tbh.. you guys live on this stuff?.

 

I love jelly 799 times more than I should do as well... you wanna see? :leaving:

 

It's just a dessert, not a main course.

 

I feed it to my robot.

 

hip hip horay the kids have found the signs make a nice loud noise when hit with rocks... and I put the one they are throwing stones at in front of stinky laundry lads house..

i think its time to pray to Allah now... might make it a long prayer. haha brb... ;p

 

opps not for another 20minutes.. I gave the kida more rocks....

 

Let's take the word for the deed, shall we?

 

Oh and btw rollingalong: I think this relationship and all this drama are going to make a helluva great book. It's worth some sacrifice.

 

You could also supply them with metal garbage cans and firecrackers...