Random Facts XXVI - The Christmas Edition

Great picture of the family Jennifer...

 

I have the floors mopped...

There's a big pot of beans in the slow cooker, hubby took the bone from the ham to season them...My house won't smell to good after hubby eats beans for supper...

 

I have a shitload of cookies to eat..nom nom

 

I hav3e4 a shit load of shrooms to eat.. lol.. I said I was going to hero dose and quit smoking tobacco and I did.. but really wasnt that intense a trip . maybe hero dose once the withdraws subside.. still feel really edgy, thats why i took the atavan last night, but thought id relax and play the guitar, but i passed out..
nice session here a bit ago, but think ima smoke this j and nap again.

 

Boston is snowed in - I made the valiant effort to come to work today, and the office is almost empty. Oh well, sitting at home was just pissing me off...too bad I left the beer at home tho...

 

How much snow did you get?

 

My 21-year-old stepson is a girl magnet. He's also a walking party and five accidents waiting to happen.

My 17-year-old son has attracted a couple of girls, one of whom is a bit fanatical about it, but he just treats them like barely tolerable annoyances. He hates talking on the phone, and he has a facebook wall full of posts from friends that he never answers.

 

some spots got 70 cm near him

 

i treated girls nice when i was young...so i never got laid...he treats them like they are a bother and they fight each other to hang with him...un fuckin believable

 

Ummm hmmm looks like about a little over a foot or so altogether. A guy plows our driveway, but I had to dig a path for a few feet for my car to roll off the island in the middle.

 

When I was 17 there was this girl who was so obsessed about me that she used to keep my cigarette butts in her jacket pocket. She'd go around showing them to other people, telling them that they were mine.

Years later I saw her on the street near my house at the time. She gave me a hug right away, said I looked good and asked what I was doing there. I said, "I live right over there." She told me that she lived across the street. She then asked me if I had a cigarette. I told her I had quit.

 

Yeah, I dunno what it is - he's tall, good-looking, and shy, that's probably appealing to some girls.

I got more interest from women when I was normal. Becoming unbelievably weird may have been a bad move on my part...

 

oh shit...1 centimeter = 0.032808399 feet

hold on...okay, about 2.3 feet. Whoa. Nope, not that much at our place. Enough to piss me off plenty though...not that it takes much to do that.

 

That is a perfect post-modern romantic mini-story. The touch of neurotic obsessiveness, the crazy coincidence that MIGHT not be coincidence, and the ironic blowoff. Not quite what Reader's Digest is looking for, tho, is it?

My son has one girl who posts on his facebook wall obsessively, and when other girls post there she asks them, "Ooohhh, you know Jeremy?"

 

Good karma there's just no accounting for it.

Where is Glen located?

 

This is the face you make when you get to the end of a video game and you lose and have to repeat the whole game...

 

chocolate oranges are tasty

 

I got my stepson to take the girls out to the woods and saw down a tree on Christmas Eve. It'll probably stay up in the living room until July or so...leaning against the wall with the decorations gradually falling off.

Yes, I do realize that our household is not normal.

 

I slept in :coffee:

 

I wrote a poem about beans once. It was a masterpiece.