Random Facts XXVII - New Year's Edition

Im trying to figure out why theres a big gap below the signature

 

tes2t

 

im sleepin in tomorrow

 

How's your new bike, are you enjoying it?

 

hell yeah! i rode today on a trail i haven't been to in years, and less than half a mile from work. tomorrow i'm riding on a trail i've never been to before. 7 miles, fast downhills, and twisty. gonna be fun.

 

You know.... just because I am such a kind guy with lots of room.... I'll store some of those snowblowers for ya :sunny:

 

Sounds cool. I knew a guy once who rode hardcore trails throughout forests and hills. The guy was 48 and his diet consisted of 8 pop tarts a day, no kidding.

He had this titanium bike that I could lift with one hand.

 

I used to love riding fast on an atv in the dark ...its a weird feeling with just a small amount of light going just fast enough that you cant really see whats coming up

 

I used to do that in my car. Drive fast down hopefully straight back roads with the headlights turned off...

 

I used to close my eyes while driving down the highway coming home from work at 3am...until the time I fell asleep...I never did it again after that

 

I just bit into a bad date ...and I didnt really care..I think it had bug eggs in it


and before someone makes a joke..its regular dates likes figs

 

Fact- He's fucking right, everyone should smoke cannabis. The world would be a beautiful/better place.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZqYV9KKOZQ"]YouTube - Bill Hicks - Mandatory Marijuana

 

I was driving down the road one time and an oncoming car drifted into my lane. I thought he was playing chicken or something, but he continued across my lane and slammed into a garbage can. I guess he was sleeping, but I'm not sure.

 

Glad to hear you weren't involved.

 

I woke up just before touching the opposite curb

 

about 4 k past the point where I closed my eyes

 

4k???? Man, you drive pretty good with your eyes shut.

 

it was a really straight 5 lane highway

 

I found an insect in one before I was stuffing Medjool dates with coconut and when I found the little thing, it put me off them and I never actually ate them. Took me years before I could eat one again.


I am off skiing for a few days!

 

i had a bad date once.. She threw up in my lap.. uke: