Random Facts XXVIII

I might start posting about periods and other womanly issues. It could balance it out for me.

 

tipsy, i'd watch out for the odd circumcised penis or two.

 

ick, fuck
my body.... it's frozen stiff. shit i'm paralyzed.

 

I think I will pass on swimming today. I still have to pack, so I better get started on that rather than have fun.

I also just burnt my tongue.

 

i always thought that was a myth about women cant swim on there period:mickey:

 

Bloody hell, please don't.

 

They can, just not in the ocean, there's sharks...

uke:

 

I'm not on my period... if I was I wouldn't go swimming though, that's for sure!

Ha, nice choice of words there

 

I'm starting to calm down a bit. and enjoying the pot again. I think these muscle relaxers help some with the spasms. not with the sore and throbbing back pain though

 

but you can see how i made that connection,right?...rf..i have done a bunch of dishes and tidying up...buddy already has the truck disassembled

 

i feel like i'm on a giant hamster wheel.

 

Its a gray cloudy day here...

I know there is something I should be doing right now, but I can't think of what it is...

 

I'm having a chocolate chip cookie. with chocolate milk right now. I'm going to sit around and watch 24 all day. and walk on the elliptical latter. just smoked before. now I'm eating sweets

 

they are just bylaws ...usually only enforced by city cop-wannabes

 

Let's just ask ourselves: Do we really want them to? And then put our faces in the same water? Let's ponder this...

 

That's what I do when the subject of sports comes up.

 

we men have the knowledge, and thus the obligation to never ponder periods

pussy ponder = pussy death

 

I used to do my own mechanics when I was young, for the most part - to save money, and also cuz it was kinda sorta fun. However I lived in California at the time. Now I'm old and live in New England where there's actual weather almost all the stinkin time. So I take the cars to somebody who has a heated garage and can do the work in about a tenth of the time it would take me.

 

They're just ignorant sluts.

 

I think we need a discussion on the merits of underwire support bras vs non-support bras.