Random Facts XXVIII

I think you may need to see an optometrist! Soon!!

 

Well that makes me feel better.

 

Take advantage of the opportunity for peace and quiet.

 

I just put some wood in the woodstove...

 

That makes me a real hep cat!

 

:sunny:

good way of looking at it!

i hope you meant "hip" and not "hep"?.... ?

rf: i have a spot on my chin and i don't mind... makes me feel like a teenager again

 

I had a feeling that joke might fall flat - I'm showing my age.

"Hep" was the forerunner of "hip." It's what the beatniks used to say. The joke of course is that I'm using an outdated term to say that I'm on the cutting edge.

Here's a Wikipedia quote for the edification of the RF crowd :

Many etymologists believe that the terms hip, hep and hepcat (e.g., jazz musicians' now cliched "hip cat") derive from the west African Wolof language word hepicat, which means "one who has his eyes open".
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I have supped full of horrors

 

I killed the RF thread...

R I P

 

thank you...he is being difficult today...his po called me and i got a bit loose with the expletives..we hang up on each other on a regular basis,,he called back..i hung up...i called back..he hung up..lol.. we worked it out though..hopefully for the better:mickey:

depends on what you say...for instance,
''i think i will make mysef some lunch''
-not crazy

''i think i will buy a gun and go hunting at the mall''
-very crazy

i saw it on sale this past week end...my mom makes it 'stuffed'..pork roast is my fave meal...we are having mac and cheese tonight-white cheddar

use the multi quote to your[and our]advantage:mickey:

rf-i think i blew my knee out this morning..it feels like it could slip out of its socket..and sore as fuck

 

That would severely reduce my social impact, however I will take your suggestion under consideration, pending board review.

Pisser. My knees get sore every time I run to catch the train. My mom has bionic ones.

 

completely random thought -- James Bond must have genitals of steel.
so i as watching the newish Casino Royale movie last night, and at one point the villian takes Bond back to his evil lair to torture a password out of him. he's got him in a chair that he cut the seat out of, naked, and proceeds to whack him in the nether regions with a big knot on the end of a heavy rope. Bond shows obvious distress as his manliness is pummeled into a fine paste. he is then somehow rescued. hooray.
next scene -- Bond and his love interest are reunited at a hospital. she says some sexy things, so does he.. they do it in a room at the hospital.

WTF??! i dont have male genitalia, so i cant say for sure that having it turned into quaker instant oatmeal would turn me off sex for any length of time, but honestly, would it be asking too much to have 1 day off from ladykilling to recooperate afterwards?!

James Bond ≥ God.

 

I missed a step coming down the stairs, I fell and hurt my arm...I have a big bruise. my hubby kissed it and made it all better...

 

I actually read some of the books that the James Bond movies were made from, including Casino Royale. It's not clear in the movie, but in the book it's not Bond's male parts that are being thrashed, rather it's a stake being rammed into his anus.

Still, even with male parts intact, I would have to agree that a bashed and bloodied anus would probably make sex a fairly painful activity at best. And yet, being a male and thus knowing what it's like to have a male sex drive, I would have to say: Sex? Hell yeah, it'll take my mind off my burning anus for a while!

 

Miraculous! From now on, we'll all come to your husband for treatment of our injuries.

 

oh man...i cringe whenever i see someone get bagged...but a stake pounded up your ass...some people pay for that kind of thing...

...my face is covered in some oatmeal face stuff that hot neighbor made for me...but now its drying and i want to scratch the itch so bad...i just came from a wine filled visit from her house where we joked about how we both want to move to toronto together cause living in a small town is not all peaches and cream

 

you;re not crazy unless youre telling yourself to stfu

 

oh man...criminal minds is brutal tonight..the body count is at least 20 and its only15 mins in

 

Used to be you could tell the crazies on the street because they were the ones talking to themselves and being all animated about it. Nowadays you see the same thing and think "That guy is loony-tunes" then they turn around and have some damn Bluetooth phone stuck in thier ear and they are just having an argument with the wife or some crap.
Very disheartening.

 

aw jeez, i didnt even notice that at the end of all that multiquoting!
hope it sorts itself out soon! those icy stairs can be such a bitch!