Random Facts....XXXV111

rf: There's a fun and attractive woman in Trinidad I've known for a few years who's romantically interested in me.

Question: Why is it that the only women who are romantically interested in me are too far away to do anything with?

 

I'll tell ya why...

Women are bad news. Stay away from them! :daisy:

RF: Its been decided. When my husband gets home, we're gunna try to have a babe! :sunny:

 

Good luck makin' a baby, loveyxmalia...The fun part is in the makin' of the baby...

My ring-tone on my cellphone is "Livin on the Edge" by Aerosmith...

 

you caught baby fever..

 

I am so sick today. It sucks. At least I get to lay around today though.

 

Yup...which is why the ideal time to try it out would be in the morning when everybody is trying to get to their office in the crystal tower. I could wait until everybody has pressed the button for their floor, and then do this little trick and go all the way to the top, bypassing their floors completely!

I'd probably better wear Kevlar when I pull this stunt...

A lot nicer than the stinkin pressure-treated stuff, and still resists decay. :2thumbsup:

Just keep in mind that babies transform into teenagers...well, if you feed em and stuff...


rf: This morning I used my Black Cloud Superpower.

 

I just realized rolling probably meant countrygirl when he said riding mower

 

I just took a nice hot bath. I feel better It's getting so cold out. I think summer is finally over for us

 

I'm glad you're finally feeling better, Jenn.

 

I heard a joke yesterday..

:Jersey girls are trash.
No they're not. cause even trash gets picked up.. :love:

 

the fun part is in the selling of the babies

 

Its chilly here today

 

I just drove fast to get back home for a shit

 

I hope you made it.

 

yep..it wasnt an urgent one I just like to be safe

 

Just finished up the mowing...Its cool here today, so I had to wear a flannel shirt to keep me warm while I mowed...

 

I meant I feel better as in clean after a bath. I still feel dizzy and sore back

 

I've been driving around Germany delivering 32 tons of flowerpots.

The return load had to go to Arundel,on the sarf coast.
Arundel has a really beautiful castle on a hill that you can see for miles.
The sun was on it and it looked really beautiful,so as I was driving directly toward it,I took a pic to show HF,while driving a 44 ton artic along the A27.

You won't be seeing it though-coz I got a beaut pic of my thumb.

Drat.

Still,at least I tried.

 

aaaand I just took a big bite of my sandwich.

 

:2thumbsup: =)