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Watching the end of rescue me

 

jail roomies hot mom keeps coming over..but she can only stay for short periods cause of her husband being so sick....i get a weird vibe from her..she has a serious bad girl past so i have that going in my favour..

 

No RFs since last night?! Wow...people have nothing going on apparently!

I'm up way too early again after going to bed way too late. I don't know what's wrong with my sleep cycle, but its driving me nuts!

 

i went out with a nice girl for a 3 month period



we had to end it because her period was lasting so long


stolen jk

 

I've just come back from a once in a lifetime holiday

I tell you what, never again

 

arrested again?

 

Finally, blue skies and sunshine...Wonder how long it will last...

I once got a ticket for fleeing from an officer, and I wasn't even driving the car...Boyfriend was driving and had been drinking, so I hoped in the driver seat so he wouldn't get a dui...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhVLiHPUOIM"]Wild Horses - The Rolling Stones 1995 - YouTube

 

No rest for the next 3 days.

Ugh.

And I get to pee in a jug AGAIN for the next 24 hours.

 

I honestly have no idea how those drugs got in my suitcase officer

 

My back is still killing me, and I'm so dizzy I've been in so much pain this morning. I was crying my eyes out. I had to drink some Pepto-Bismol, cause I felt sick to my stomach. I’m eating some to toast right now

 

Pretty scary, huh? My stepdaughter drew a portrait of me when she was four that looked a lot like that - after I emerged from my bedroom one morning to find my stepson with a leaky diaper and shit all over the apartment...I still have that drawing.

Cuz you have a serious bad girl past too?

I would suggest giving it back, but they probably don't even miss it. :devil:

Speaking of serious bad girl past...

Hopefully nobody will mistake it for pinot grigio...

Sorry Jenn. Dizziness and back pain - have you ever had anything like this before?


rf: I was pleasantly surprised at my meeting with my daughter's special-ed staff - the district admin apparently got her act together the last couple days and put together a sensible and helpful program for my daughter.

However she didn't exactly inspire my trust and confidence at the beginning of the meeting when she made a statement that my wife, my daughter, and I all knew was a lie...

I guess it's okay though, cuz she probably didn't know that we would know it was a lie...so therefore I should excuse her... :frown:

 

So much for the sun and blue skies, gray and cloudy now...

Hope you feel better soon Jenn...

I need to mow the yard, I hate mowing when the grass is wet...

 

i got these over the counter sleep pills that are weird gel things with juice inside...if you chew them first it tastes a little weird but then dissapears...then after a few minutes your whole mouth feels like its full of rainbows and sunshine

 

listening to nirvana unplugged

 

I have had this in the past. things were fine. then these last few days it's been pretty bad.

 

seen the largest black bear in my life today...he ran across the road in front of me....just a few seconds later and I would have hit him

 

After school I brought a spliff with me to this place I've wanted to smoke at for years now. It was awesome. It overlooks downtown, a huge river, and another part of another city.

 

I'm going to have to try something.

Rainbows and sunshine inside of the mouth? That sounds extremely enticing...

 

that's what I named my balls