random facts XXXVI

now that i have doobies 'life is good'...ask me an hour ago and i woulda said different

do i see a bitta ducking goin on in that 2nd pic?

why do girls purse their lips when a camera comes out?

 

Watching the eagles play baltimore

 

make a strap to go around your shoulder so your arms arent supporting everything

 

I just got wifi bb installed-by the cringe it's fast compared to ethernet!

Upload speed 11.8mbps to 15.2mpps download 25mbps.

Ethernet gave me just over 1mbps-on a good day.

 

Do u?

I dont, but i think its a clique thing, like holding your fingers up 'rock on' style (u know, lml)

 

i was just messin with you crayola

you wouldnt happen to be the splitting image of your mother are you?

first hit when you image search 'hillbilly weedwhacker''


this is too fucking funny....farmout knows why

 

it kind of looks like shes wearing sweat pants...yum

 

If you can get really good at that accent, you could get a job as a customer service rep for a US company. Keep practicing!

 

Funny tho, I kinda thought farmout had a beard...

 

nice penmanship crayola

 

I like it! Thats not me actually, but I wouldn't mind being the blue bass for some fun with the fretless!.....

 

i got out of yoga a couple hours ago... i feel good

 

i'm hungry

 

you look a lot like somebody i used to know in this picture.

 

i went to see harry potter - it was the first one i have ever seen

so i hadn't the foggiest what was happening. oh well

 

Sometimes I give myself a headache.

 

well that was the furthest i've run in years.. and it wasn't even that far: 2.6 miles to the river and back

 

sometimes my breath does that to me too

 

had yet another mom come to the door looking for yet another daughter and friend of my sons...

i dont know what the fuck is with these moms that they leave their goddamned manners at home...am i wrong...when you are knocking on a strangers door..do you just demand information ''does xxxx live here?''...no...you introduce your self and politely say''i'm xxx and i'm hoping this is where xxx lives and if it is, could you please tell me if my daughter is here?''

nope..
mom-''is this where satan lives?''
me''i'm satans dad.who are you''
mom''i'm virgins mom,is she here?''
me''virgin went home already''
mom''when?''
me''i dont know....awhile ago..listen lady..virgin wasnt here with my satan tonight because my satan is upstairs sick..virgin and her friend were just hanging out front with some of the other kids''


all true...my son dumped her this morning..she was here as a friend...girls come so easy to my son that it actually baffles me because he can be a real moody dick


yes i know...like father like son

 

the new Nazi of the new world


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